NOW AVAILABLE AT CAFE PRESS!

YouTube - Star Trek Original Series Tribble

Simply visit your favorite cafe and PRESS^^^HERE!

for YER VERY OWN G-PIG-TRIBBLE-PET!

All profits from each purchase donated

to "TroubledTribbles Foundation for G-Pigs"

otherwise known as chocolate-covered hay,

ice cream pellets, and "I HaZ Rhythm"

dance lessons.

thank you, thank you.

YouTube - tribble dance

YouTube - tribble dance dis gonna KEEL ya laffin!

SPEW ALERT WARP TWELVE > YA'z  BEEN WARNED! LOL!

It-za Bar Mitzvah

"TRIBBLE-DANCE-PARTY AT THE CAVIARY!"

or

HOW WE STAY SUPER-QUIET
WHILE MOM in bed with a
MIGRAINE....ssssshhhhhhh.......

Mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

HEY, ain't nevAH SAID WE WUZ GOOD PIGGIES!
NEVAH! AIN'T EVAH GONNA BE good piggiez, either: NEVAH, EVAH!
Sometimes we even tellz mom: "You got B.O. BAD, mom...toxicBad!"
hee-hee, you should see her face! HA! wish we had a camera...

YouTube - Tribbles Side-by-Side Comparison

YouTube - Tribbles Side-by-Side Comparison

We is TRIBBLES and TRIBBLES iz TROUBLE!

Gene Roddenberry waZ SO ahead of his time:

We reveal a a rare glimpse into the interior of
our caviary (known to mom as "her apartment") 

wheeek! Did McCoy say: "Born Pregnant!?!"

Ooooh, Baby, BABY! Ya, he did! Watch and Learn!

MIGRAINE: INCOMING!

YouTube - Spock and Kirk and the happy crew - Hava Nagila

^^^^^^how migraines feel, only louder and more colorful!

and louder.

and more colorful.!

Like a "Star Trek Bar Mitzvah Dance Party!"

INCOMING!

we haz left the building. back later, dunno when.

don't come lookin' cuz they'll get you to sing the

chorus wid 'em and that would not be pretty,

so leave us to our migraine but, be a mensch and

send ICE, ear plugs, and a velvety eye cover...
with a peaceful inner fragrance.

What? Am i asking too much? what's too much, anyway?

who knows how much too much is, i ask you?

YumYumischka, the cavy mensch

YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

Special thanks to the guinea pigs for being so quiet and peaceful while mom slept.
NOT!   NOT!   NOT!

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DOWNLOAD ALL THAT TRIBBLE STUFF?!
HONESTLY!
WHAT DA MATTER WID YOU UNGRATEFUL PIGGIES?!
I SEZ "MIGRAINE" AND YOU INTERPRET THAT AS:
"WHEEEK! IT-ZAH TRIBBLE-BAR-MITZVAH-
DANCE-PARTY?!?"

Have A NAGILA, won't ya, it's on the House!