As we wait patiently to find out whether or not our precious little Coconut is preggers with MacNutPie's mini-pies,
MacNut denies all charges of infiltrating off-limits areas!
"I SAW HIM DO IT!" said Raj Mahal in a recent interview.
"Me, too, I saw him, too!" added Erica, Coconut's best friend.
"I'M HUNGRY, CAN WE JUST HAVE HAY?" demanded Taj Mahal.
Stay tuned, because we don't know what a preggersPig looks like,
but have been informed they become "pear-shaped" and so far,
well: if it looks like a pear, and it walks like a pear...
sigh...that's just what we need around here: BABIES!
Charges have not been filed until alleged "break in" has been
found true or false.
"But MacNut better keep it in his pants!" warned one onlooker.
Will someone please make him some pants? Thank you.
