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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Whadda-Whadda-WHAT?!


Mom is such a snitch! She called the vet again, alarmed that I have not been drinking. Summer arrived here this week and it finally got up in the 80's and my water bottle remained full. She also asked the vet for more prednisone cream to rub on my ears for pain. When we tapered off it, my fusing spine really ached me.

The pharmacist cautioned mom: "Now, you know to wear rubber gloves when applying this, right?"
She supposed to wear them to keep the pred from soaking into her own skin. But mom brightened and
replied, "Oh, no, I would never wear gloves, me lurves me my prednisone!" All this is just a sham for mom to bootleg pred for h'self! That what it is so don't believe a word she says about me being sick, it about her need for steroids iz what this is. (But the pharmacy asked mom for a photo of me for their pet patient photo board! I is a Celebrity everywhere!)

Tomorrow the vet will call and let mom know whether or not to take me to the hospital. Last time the techs hurt my back so bad trimming my nails, I don't wanna go back. Mom will do my nails now, but they is still talking about that stupis cancer thing and it makin' me MAD!

Not to mention it turns mom into a moronic version of a nervous wreck. And so it goes...

Except for very brief moments, mom pretty much offline now for a number of truly compelling reasons...(uh-Huh) so she "out of the loop" what happening wid everyMODy...and people are asking for pics of us for calendars to raise money for guinea pig rescues, magazine articles, and on Saturday the Farm Feed store who "gifted" most of us to mom is celebrating their centennial...ten years late due to it being on 9/11, so they waited a decade, and mom gonna go introduce her card line of us to raise money for our insatiable appetites and other supplies. And so forth...so if you don't hear from us, it cause mom lost her mind and nobuddy found it yet.

That my story and I'm stickin' to it!

YumYum has left the building.

Not really. I'm about to be let out on Runabout and not gonna let mom capture me, either, gonna be a long night for that Two-Legged Snitch!
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