Cafe Press - featured here in a design found on a T-shirt, has a gizillion guinea pig thingies so now all
we gotta do is get into mom's wallet, find her credit card, and commence "Operation: SHOPPING WHEEEK-SPREE!"
So, maybe some of the presents WILL BE FOR US! Like, we care? Mom'll get what's coming to her, in a good way, O.K. so maybe not, whatEVAH, she loves us no matter what we do!
YumYum commencing "Special Ops Search for Credit Card!" at Zero hundred minutes and counting. Need Intel, Calvin-the-small: "Whatcha got for Headquarters, lil'SneakySmall PiggieSpy?"
Prepare to be de-briefed! (Ooooh, I just LOVES sayin' dat!)
Calvin the small: "YumYum she keeps it frozen in an ice cube in the freezer to keep from impulse shopping."
YumYum: "OH, BLOODY HORK!"
Calvin: "Roger that, Yummy, Roger THAT! But, YumYum, found a frozen cache of Kit-Kat
bars! All is not lost, nor in vain!"
YumYum: "SquEEE! I shall knight thee, Chief of Intelligence Officer for Stealth Scan of Freezer!"
Calvin the small is crying he is so happy. And small. But what is that on his lips, looks like...