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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Houston: WE HAVE A PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM!


We have nothing to say. We have ordered special AAA airplaine eye cover thingies, becuawe we know we in trouble now.
mom has arisen (albeit bery, very briefly) to annoucne she is cured. now she tired from arising and lying down again.
yeah, this gonna help...read on, but be afraid, be VERY afriad! canot type better but this too important not to blog
in case you neverr hear from us again...she danced on us. so now you know. what you do with that informatiln is
to be determined by MOD Insecurity Council...prayers, rupees, water from Ganges, yoga lessons, and lettuce all
welcom.e.

sighned,
YumYum, the Astonished
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FILE UNER: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN US!


THIS MUCH WE KNOW: MON NOT HER USUAL SELF and besidesc cannot type, she says she just realizedzed
she dodn't know how to dance Bollywood and how "The Cure" (cannot stop sobbing...sirry) has ben right in front
of us all along: she learn Bollywood dance and be bettr than evah.

P.S.(not kidding: ordered Bollywood dance instructional dvd today, see she already type beetrer?!)

P.S.S. TELL NO ONE: (our mom, she don't look like dis^ here^ but yuo didn't read it here: reallly, she DON'T!)
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JAI HO: OH NO! HELP US PIGGIES, PLEASE!

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^WATCH THIS, please, then help us!^^^^^^
JAI HOoooooo....Jai HOOOOOoooooo......
oH-No...ooooo.....*!*oh, NOOOOOoooooooo......
HELP.
US.
PLEASE.
mom ordered a video to learn to dance and sing bollywood
which exhausted her (ordering the video) so much she then
went back to bed,
from where, presumably, she will be performing in owlie
pajamas provided by PartridgePieBollywoodCostume Co.
we doesn't know whether to thank them or warn them...
Wheeek.
(we know if we See - or, worse, HEAR - her do dis we gonna all turn into pillars of salt!)