Fairy Bares Her Feminine Wiles!

"So, Raj Mahal, you won't consider a bath? Look at me, just look!
What if I never took one?
What then?"

Raj's Holiday List?

What's love got to do with it?

Raj has been shopping online for a designer bath!
We are flabbergasted.
They are thousands of dollars.
We were more flabbergasted.
Then he tossed his head in a way that caused his mussed Coronet crown to resemble Elvis Presley and simply added:
"And I'm worth it!"

O.K. Would the prankster who stole our Raj and replaced him with, with...this...please return him.

PSSssssst, mom?
What?
We think Love Stole Him...

"Oh Fairy, Sweet dear, may we invite you for a cozy spot of tea this afternoon? Seems we have 
"a situation."
Thanks, precious. See you at four!

Keep Guinea Pigs Safe from Toxic Holiday Plants - Guinea Pig Today

Keep Guinea Pigs Safe from Toxic Holiday Plants - Guinea Pig Today

As most of us are slaves to one species or another, we felt this worth

posting since many, if not all of these plants are also poisonous to

dogs, cats, fish, and angels who have fallen from heaven with a

broken wing...

IT'S OFFICIAL! PLEASE INFORM FAIRY'S MUM AND "THE SHOVEL MAN"

ARE THOSE REAL
WEDDING RINGS
TUCKED IN WITH FAIRY??????

Dear Friends,
We are finally prepared to put all rumours of romantic love between Raj Mahal and Fairy, Princess of the Cottage Near Lincolnshire, to rest!
THE TRUTH SPEAKETH
ITSELF IN SYMPHONIC RHAPSODY
NO DRAMA, FANFARE,
NOR ATTENTION-GRABBING
HEADLINES...
ONLY ONE HUMBLE TRUTH:
Raj Mahal, of the tiny port hamlet of
BellingHamsterShire,
DOTH DECLARE WITH
only honorable intentions and
TWO GOLDEN RINGS OF
LOVE TUCKED COZILY
INTO THE BEDCHAMBER
OF HIS FAIRY,
THAT HE TRULY LOVES HER
AS HIS SOUL-MATE AND,
ALTHOUGH STILL A BIT
DISHEVELED AT (all) TIMES, 
& STILL A BIT O'HOOLIPIG,
& STILL A BIT O'PIRATE
(DUDE, AT LEAST BRUSH YOUR CORONET! HONESTLY!)
WE FORGOT.
OH, PIP-POP: 
RAJI LOVES FAIRY.
WE ALL LOVE FAIRY!
WHeeeeeeeeeK!!!