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| Today mom took Peter-Peanut to the vet for all his itching and scratching while the rest of us just felt sorry for him Poor Peter-Peanut at the vet... even got just the tips of his nails trimmed! Sure glad it wasn't me! At least we know why he's been so crazy, now every breakfast is on mom's lap and he's so happy again. (But he's got MITES!!!) |
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| Actually, Bhindi, the vet said if I have mites, everybody has mites, and if I have to take my medicine, EVERYBODY has to take theirs, too...but there's more, LOTS MORE! |
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| EMERGENCY MEETING, DON'T TELL BHINDI! BUT...SO this is what happened, but it's a secret, O.K. no telling, O.K.? So, the vet figured maybe we got mites when our friends adopted their two new girls and brought them up here even though they weren't really close to us, so I guess mites gots wings and can fly! Big deal, that ain't the news, check this out! Since I was the only one to go, the only way she could dose our medicine (hey - don't have a cow - it's bitter but they added a sweet flavor, so deal wid it!) but we three are about the same size so she could figure out our dose. Not so easy with Bhindi cuz mom said he's as big as a mini-lop-eared bunny. So they got on the computer and got on our blog and mom was looking for pictures to show her so she could see how big he really is! Well, ya know that picture of him draggin his "man-bits" where they're bigger than GODZILLA'S? SHE SAW IT!AND SHE GASPED IN HORROR, FOR REAL, Y'ALL, FOR REAL, HER EYES GOT SO WIDE SHE JUMPED BACK AND LET OUT A SQUEAL BEFORE COVERING HER MOUTH AND MOM ASKED: "Seriously, is that normal?" Well, the vet was in shock! I was laughing so hard! She couldn't say anything...she stammered a bit. Don't think she ever seen anything like it and she's had her own piggies, too! So mom expressed concern about his poos getting stuck and not being able to come out (anal impaction) and wouldn't it be safer for him just not to have "those" anymore? She kind of nodded...still in shock...just nodded...and said the other guinea pig vet had more experience so... to book an appointment so, hee-hee-YEAH! BHINDI GETTING NEUTERED NEXT MONTH. Tsk. Tsk. :) ha-ha! |
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| WHAT? I AM TOO? MOM! WHY! TIME OUT! TIME OUT! TIME OUT! NO WAY! Oh heck, why worry, the surgeries would be early in the morning and mom isn't an early bird, she not even a late bird, sometimes she don't even fly at all. And just because mine keep growing... SO YES! I SPRAYED YOU, MOM, WHEN YOU AGREED WITH THE VET THAT IT WOULD REDUCE OUR SO-CALLED "AGRESSION" AND I STUNK YOU UP! YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? Still, you'll NEVER get up that early. NO WORRIES! |
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