"Who can know what effect our smallest acts of kindness may have on others? Perhaps the most important contribution of Mother Teresa, who serves the most destitute and neglected, is that she instills in those who have been abandoned the realization that they too are loved."
~ Sant Darshan Singh Ji Maharaj ~
Panda Pig's Peace Sanctuary exists so that abandoned, neglected, sick, and dying guinea pigs may experience that they, too, are cherished and loved!
^^^^^THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A LIE. WE DON'T LIE, WE DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT DOESN'T HAVE A NAME. BUT IT ISN'T A LIE. AND DON'T LAUGH IF YOU DO READ THIS BECAUSE FALSE ACCUSATIONS ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER. (hee-hee.)
Dear Fairy...yes, I sent these photographs to you in an email. Still...
We thought it might help my case to post here and solicit opinions from the United Onion of SpaPig Aestheticians of America. If anyone sets trends in cavy couture and personal hygiene it's the UOSPA! (Thinking of it as "YourOwnSpa" makes it easier to remember.)
So...HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THIS, I ask you
EuroSpaTopians? You also like my coronet?
Oh, now you're just making me BLUSH! STOP THAT! (not really, keep gushing until Fairy has been tucked in and then I'll pay you in carrots, spinach leaves, cucumbers, and crunchy, peeled fresh Washington honeycrisp apples) just keep it on the "down low" if ya know what I mean...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
We love mom and want to get her a special present for Chanukkah! "Mebbe you could teach the world how to pronounce it then they would know how to pronounce her name, too?!" "I'm just one humble guinea pig...not Moses! And I am nothing if not all about buying "stuff" lots of fun, fun STUFF!" We are spiritual pigs living in the material world and we LIKES IT!!!"
"Better than food: it's CocoNutPie, the Pie you can look at in this CALENDAR and all the money goes to help support guinea pigs! Better than food, it's -" "Thanks, dear, you lost them at 'Better than food'...good try, though." "Tough crowd to please, sorry." "It's O.K. When mom feels better, she'll get me one...in fact, I think they gave her a free one thanks to me, but she's finally getting her "beauty rest" and Lord Have Mercy, we all know how good THAT is for EveryCavy!"
You are all cordially invited to join us for our next installment of "How the Key Turns" which may feature a glimpse into a certain "Box o'FairyMagic!" But ya didn't see it here, got that? We ain't snitchin' cuz mom wants to surprise Fairy and her mum and her dad, the "shovel-man of Lincolnshire!" We love our Cross The Pond friends, so special Saturday night shout-out to Fairy, her sisters, and her mum and dad and just so's ya know, Raj had finally agreed to the bath thingy...until he discovered that getting wet was involved.