Just look at this floor! Mom really has some major cleaning to do and ya know where she gonna start? With my tail feathers! This whole big floor she got and she gonna take one look at me and pick me up and pet me and fawn over me and tell me how big I'm getting and how handsome I've become in a Big-Boy way even though my ears still flop up & down like Dumbo when I run, then she gonna wrap me up in my blanket and pull out the comb and she gonna give me some fresh, organic parsley and make a big deal of it then comb me out and try to trim my toe-nails like she just did for YumYum and THAT HER VERSION OF CLEANING THE FLOOR! SERIOUSLY.
It ain't easy bein' me. So handsome and stuff.
But there is no mistaking me for the floor!
Sho'nuff I DO KNOW THAT!
Please let us introduce the Director of our new endeavor:
The World's First EVER "Cavy Sedentary Marching Band!"
Maestro Pimlico is busy warming up our imported
with love background singer-mice who arrived from
England, compliments of Fairy! Shhhh...
They are practicing their scales now....
La-La-La-Tra-Tra-Ma-MOWWWWSCRrrr...
(ewww....)
"May we interview you?"
Just adore those wings, honey!
"You must ask Maestro first, for his permission."
O.K. you two seem like such happy mice.
What great, good luck for the Pirates to have
your good nature to balance their...nature.
"Thank you, hee-hee-hee...(blushing)"
"NO. We take our work seriously here,
to become the best Sedentary Marching
Band in the world, no time for interviews!"
Tap. Tap. Tap.
"Anda One, Anda Two, Anda Three..."
While Maestro Pimlico is warming up the Micesingers
Bhindi-Boy, VinnyGuinea, and YumYum are hard
at work eating, studying, eating their sheet music for breakfast.
(nom-nom-nom...)
Vinny Guinea: "Ma, please call Auntie Connie, I wanna change
my name to Vinni-Valli! Her brother knew Frankie, ya know, she an authentic Jersey girl and I haven't got to talk to her in, like, FOREVER! You won't let us cuz she wants me to have a wife or sumpin' and ------
OOOOOH, SQUEEEE! IS THAT WHEATGRASS FOR ME?!"
