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Monday, February 20, 2012

FAIRY CONVENES FIRST INTERNATIONAL PIG-A-THON OF PEACE PIGS TO HONOR LOVED ONES

IT TAKES A FAIRY'S MAGIC to find a way
to bring us all together for healing and happiness
after so much loss that has touched each of our 
households, some more than others, but we are 
so close that miles and oceans no longer separate
broken hearts. And 2012 has been a Heartbreaker.


While mom can only post in short fits and starts, she and
Fairy's mum and the meeri's mum, and Almond Joy and
Millie Bea's mom will all be helping us create the first
EVER INTERNATIONAL ASSEMBLY OF 
PEACE PIGS!


We look forward to posting photographs of our
growing membership and Fairy will include Magic
with each membership herbal melange bestowed 
upon each new member. Once someone tells me
what a melange is: a hybrid watermelon/orange?


Who knows? Mom has already noticed my
vexation at YumYum for having me forcibly
removed from the Big Pen which I get to
express - unlike him - because guess
which one of us ISN'T NEUTERED?
ME!
MOM CALLS ME BHINDI-BOY BECAUSE
SHE THINKS I AM TOO "PRETTY" TO
BE A BOY AND WHILE COMBING ME
LAST NIGHT KEPT REFERRING TO ME
AS A SHE, WHICH VEXED ME, AS WELL!


Still, my runabouts with VinnyGuinea remain
way too much fun, and watching him race up
and down our carrot which mom propped up
at a 45 degree angle is so funny I just roll
over on my back grabbing my furry, swirly
tummy to keep it from exploding in GLEE!
THAT VINNY IS A CLOWN! WE ALL
HOPE HE DOESN'T GET MUCH BIGGER
BECAUSE HE STILL SCOOTS AND MAKES
UP TRICKS NONE OF THE REST OF US
CAN DO. WELL, EDWIN CAME TO HELP
MOM TODAY.
HE CAME.
HE ENTERED.
HE LEFT.
SOMETHING ABOUT NEEDING A HAIRCUT?
NOW HE COMES AND GOES.
MORTIFICATION, WHO DOESN'T 
HAVE IT LOOKING AT THIS MESS?
THEN MOM FORGOT TODAY IS
MONDAY AND THOUGHT IT WAS
SUNDAY AND THEN REALIZED SHE
HAD ONE LESS DAY TO CLEAN BEFORE
INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU VISIT...
NOT TO MENTION, IN THE MIDST OF
ALL THE PILES OF TRASH SHE HAD
SHREDDED SHE NOTICED SOMETHING
QUITE NOT-GOOD: AN UNCASHED
CHECK FROM THE ART GALLERY!
YUPPERS!
SO SHE GOT TO CALL RICK AND SAY...


WHICH IS WHY WE WILL NOT BE RETURNING
YOUR LOVING EMAILS UNTIL TOWARDS THE
END OF THE WEEK. BECAUSE OUR SIX WORD
CLASSIFIED AD STILL HAS NOT BEEN ANSWERED:


"DESPERATELY NEEDED:
FUNCTIONAL BRAIN,
URGENT PLEA!"


love,
Bhindi "I AM A BOY AND WILL SKUNK YOU IF YOU DOUBT IT!"
Then pet me and love me and feed me, thank you.
And, Fairy, well done, little lassie... well done.

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