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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Richard Can't Stop Laughing. Make Him!


Dear Sympathizers,

Thank you for all of the love and support you have shown us guinea pigs as we endure "The Bollywood Dance Debacle."
It hasn't been easy for any of us. Of course you understand.
Mom now wants to know who spilled it to Richard.
Moreover, how the heck we even found him in his "undisclosed location." Even she doesn't know where he is and Brian Williams isn't returning her calls, texts, emails, Skypes, iPhone, iPad, i GiveUP, and well, she's getting worried.

And she should! Not about Richard, he's fine. In fact, he's havin' a good laugh here with our buddy Stephen Colbert about the role of journalists in a post-modern society that reveres sound bites over hard-hitting, deep, investigative news journalism! Or maybe they were talking about ta-ta's, you never really know with those two. One thing's for sure...here, they're getting a big kick outta mom's new "Professional Dance" career in Mumbai, formerly known as Bombay, film capital of the far east, hence "Bollywood." Beats "MumbaiWood" don'tcha think?
Of course. Whew, please keep the love flowing our way and we'll keep you up to date on Richard and Stephen's pre-paid "Intervention." Stephen has speedskates; that's all we know for now.

Ciao,
YumYum
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WHATEVAH COULD WE EVEN SAY?


Mom asks if she doesn't look prettier now? Happier now? Jauntier now? Elegant now?
Even feminine NOW?
...to wit: "Ain't I just the bee's knees NOW, piggies?!"

help.us.help.her.
(she the one on the right...
but, uh, have you ever SEEN mom before?
we didn't THINK SO)
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Mom Learns a "Woof-Woof"

YouTube - Bollywood Dance - Dance routine

Ain't got nothin' to add.
YumYum has LEFT THE BUILDING.

P.S. Mom don't even realize she learning
a Wedding Dance! What she think da lady
mean at the end when she say:
"So, practice three times a week and you'll
be ready for that Big Day! SEE YA!" (in a
British accent, no less...)

Gonna Squee, just gonna SQUEEEEE!

YouTube - BOLLYWOOD

YouTube - BOLLYWOOD

Take a Look! That's right, take a look.
This what mom say she learnin' to heal
h'self, heal her good.

Uh-HUH:  RIGHT!

Yeah, oh all those clothes, yeah,
hanging up in the closet just waiting
all these years...

Uh-HUh! TrainWRECK! I tells ya,
gonna be a trainwreck when she
start doin' dis!

*** just know, we loved you***
***wasn't our fault, we tried***
***couldn't talk her outta it***

BollyWHAT?


Dear Friends. We haz had it now!
Mom went to the Post Office and was completely surprised to find a package waiting for her.
A package containing something that can only bode badly for we wee piggies and our Peace of Mind.
She pulled it out, and surprised, exclaimed, "Uh-Oh, I guess I pressed SEND!"
She promises us she did not remember.
But we told you about this a few posts back.
She had already forgotten what we have been dreading...
The "Learn to Bollywood" Fitness and Dance Instructional Video video with Pallavi, Volume ONE (there's MORE?)
"DHOOM TAANA"

We doesn't know what "Dhoom Taana" means in Hindi, but mom don't know what "Doomed Chana" means in
GuineaPigSpeak, either...

Nothing good can come from this. Nuttin'!
Help us, won't you? Please, she got (muffin-top) and what she gonna wear? Like, wrap a sheet 'round h'self and ---
stop the madness. Before it too late.
Yours,
Taj Mahal
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OPEN LETTER TO CALVIN...

Dear Calvin,

You recently "endured" your first nail trim and our hearts go out to you, they really do!
Can you press on the photo to see how short my own toenails are? All I'm gonna say is
they are the reason mom had a styptic pencil in the house in the first place. 'Nuff said!

But ain't i pretty? You do get used to your manis and pedis and start to like them once
you realize your toes don't get all twisted up like they once did in a former life, before
coming here...they won't get all twisty and - in some cases - even grow back around into
the bottom of your foot! Bear's toes were so deformed by the time he came here in 2009,
we think? Twisted...

So, you can relax and breathe easier knowing...OH, WHO ARE WE KIDDING? SHE
GONNA GET THAT LAST TOENAIL BUT WE'LL MAKE SURE THE STYPTIC PENCIL
ALREADY MOIST AND WAITING: GOOD LUCK, WEE LAD! YOU GONNA NEEDS IT!

love,
MacNutPie
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Let's Do Something AWESOME!

YouTube - Help the Weavers Rebuild!

Dear Friends, MODS, and all loved ones,

We have been posting news of the Weaver
Family and their guinea pig sanctuary in
Alabama...please take a moment to watch
the newest video and pause...if there is
anything you can think of to help, we warmly
invite you to follow your heart's bidding.

Love,
YumYum, Raj&Taj Mahal, Coconut,
MacNutPie, and Calvin the small
and momNutpie