Thank you for all of the love and support you have shown us guinea pigs as we endure "The Bollywood Dance Debacle."
It hasn't been easy for any of us. Of course you understand.
Mom now wants to know who spilled it to Richard.
Moreover, how the heck we even found him in his "undisclosed location." Even she doesn't know where he is and Brian Williams isn't returning her calls, texts, emails, Skypes, iPhone, iPad, i GiveUP, and well, she's getting worried.
And she should! Not about Richard, he's fine. In fact, he's havin' a good laugh here with our buddy Stephen Colbert about the role of journalists in a post-modern society that reveres sound bites over hard-hitting, deep, investigative news journalism! Or maybe they were talking about ta-ta's, you never really know with those two. One thing's for sure...here, they're getting a big kick outta mom's new "Professional Dance" career in Mumbai, formerly known as Bombay, film capital of the far east, hence "Bollywood." Beats "MumbaiWood" don'tcha think?
Of course. Whew, please keep the love flowing our way and we'll keep you up to date on Richard and Stephen's pre-paid "Intervention." Stephen has speedskates; that's all we know for now.