Mac the NutPie Seeks Treasure in a Most Unlikely Place...

"Yo, Raj Mahal, with those long tresses covering your behind, I can't help wondering what you are hiding..."

"So, I know you don't mind me taking a little sniff, a little look & lurk-see, right? Of course you don't mind!"

"Crafty little cavy he is, that Raj Mahal, because I sniff the fragrance of something utterly wonderful, yet know not what!"

"PssssT! Hey, Mac, you really ARE a NutPie, that was NASTY! As his brother and Pigloo-mate,
there ain't nuttin' back there but back-hair."
"OH! mom talks about that:  says men with furry back hair is also kinda nasty, like dating a
Sasquatch or somethin'!"
BIG GROUP: "EWWWWWwwwwwwwww....................!"
AND all the little piggies crawled sleepily into their pigloos and cuddle cups to dream cozily
of Sasquatch men with furry backs...and it was GOOD.