^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Read this and JUMP FOR JOY!^^^^^^^^^^
All the scientists ever had to do was ASK A DWARF!
Just one more reason to love Fairy: the BBC!
Our press so full of naysayers while theBritish press full of truth-sayers! PLUS,
THEY BELIEVE IN DWARFS.
PIXIE-DUST.
FAIRIES.
FAIRY-DUST.
AND ELVES...
(oh, that might be Iceland...but it true!)
We are so relieved. All mom mumbles
about while cleaning our cages is the preponderence of "DARK MATTER"
she finds. MutterNoMore,Mom!
SING! DANCE! WEAR A HAT!
"MacNutPie, is mom SINGING really such a good idea?"
"no."
"Then we must find Elf Music while she gone,
for that is pleasant, whereas..."
INTERMISSION4INTERVENTION!
FIND ELF MUSIC BEFORE TONIGHT'S
CAGE CLEANING! SCURRY, NOW!
Dee-dee-dee-dum-dum-do-dee-do...
(We sincerely apologize to those who
have difficulty reading light blue letters,
especially our friend Ms. A: Please forgive
us. We used it to celebrate Light Matters,
such as tea parties with vegan
crumpets, miniature, gluten free,
white-bread cucumber sandwiches with the crust removed like mom had at Harrods
a few light-years ago, with flavorful Chai Tea
containing a few shots of esspresso, which mom
did not have at Harrods evah!)
Thank you for your forebearance in
all matters frivolous and sublime, for
who knows the difference, really?
