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Monday, November 14, 2011

BBC News - Dwarf galaxies suggest dark matter theory may be wrong

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Read this and JUMP FOR JOY!^^^^^^^^^^
All the scientists ever had to do was ASK A DWARF!
Just one more reason to love Fairy: the BBC!
Our press so full of naysayers while the
British press full of truth-sayers! PLUS,
THEY BELIEVE IN DWARFS.
PIXIE-DUST.
FAIRIES.
FAIRY-DUST.
AND ELVES...
(oh, that might be Iceland...but it true!)


We are so relieved. All mom mumbles
about while cleaning our cages is the preponderence of "DARK MATTER
she finds. MutterNoMore,Mom! 


SING! DANCE! WEAR A HAT!


"MacNutPie, is mom SINGING really such a good idea?"


"no."


"Then we must find Elf Music while she gone,
for that is pleasant, whereas..."


INTERMISSION4INTERVENTION!
FIND ELF MUSIC BEFORE TONIGHT'S
CAGE CLEANING! SCURRY, NOW!


Dee-dee-dee-dum-dum-do-dee-do...


(We sincerely apologize to those who
have difficulty reading light blue letters,
especially our friend Ms. A: Please forgive
us. We used it to celebrate Light Matters, 
such as tea parties with vegan
crumpets, miniature, gluten free, 
white-bread cucumber sandwiches with the crust removed like mom had at Harrods 
a few light-years ago, with flavorful Chai Tea 
containing a few shots of esspresso, which mom
did not have at Harrods evah!)


Thank you for your forebearance in
all matters frivolous and sublime, for
who knows the difference, really?

6 comments:

  1. I can't read the pale turquoise print. It's just a blur. (and my eyes are crap)

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  2. We can't read it, either, but it contains an apology specifically to you because we remembered that it is hard for you to read. It is actually hard for anyone to read. But YOU are in it! If it matters...?

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  3. I can read it if I tilt the screen up. It's best if you are a dwarf.

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  4. hee-hee, that funny, marifun, hee-hee!

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  5. Not with her "outward eyes" but we think she sees and hears "within" through the listening devices in her heart!

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