An InterGalacticEventOfUnequalledProportion occurring today and mom has left the building! Said, "Bye, PiggiePies, see ya's all later! Gotta find my son! They say it possible he making a public appearance today!"
Who? What? Where? Why? When? (That all mom learned in Journalism School, she forgot the rest.) Oh, and you can also ask "WHY?" Then they taught her how to write obituaries. What up wid DAT?! Said dat the first thing you learn. NASTY!
All we know is she been sick, it been stormy, today she up and gone on a search for the Prodigal Son we never knew we had...
And when she come back we get let out to play in GuineaElfVillage while she cleans our cages so she say not gonna be posting here for a few days because then gotta get ready for SNOW?!
WHEEEEEEK! WHEEEEEEEEEK!
Since mom from the Deep South, and they actually gots these things I about to say, we take her seriously when she say: "See Ya later, Alligator!" WHAT? WHO? WHEN? WHERE? WHY?
"Kinda like a GuineaSaur, but fear not, it is only an EsspressionO'Affection, my loves!"
Then she was gone.
Leaving us alone to ponder The Origins of Dark Matter and how "they" know It Exists If Nobody Seen It Ever. 'Specially dwarfs never saw it. And woe to that Russian spacecraft that blew it! Supposed to go to Mars but got homesick...they say it gonna come home and crash back to earth...Sometimes it hurts to think too much. Mebbe that why mom never do it anymore?
Meanwhile, Hooligan and Herd Chieftain YumYum of Unparallelled Don Juanery sneakin' online to see pictures of his new love, Fairy, and all her beds...trying to decide what his FAVE-O-FAVE...AS IF!
WELL, SO, LATER ALLIGATORS AND 'GATRESSES PLEASE NOTIFY US IF YOU SEE MOM'S SON.
THANK YOU!
If she can't find the son, I can loan her one, or two.
ReplyDeleteHee-hee, we may have to take you up on it, for our son has once more vanished into thin air. Do yours, ever?
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