WE ARE NOW APPROACHING WEEK 4 (?!)
OF NOT BEING ABLE TO DOWNLOAD PHOTOS
OF OUR GLORIOUS BEATITUDE TO BLOGGER.
AND WE ARE VEXED, ANNOYED, AND DENOUNCE YOU!
CONSIDER YOURSELVES OFFICIALLY DENOUNCED!
BLACK SHEEP NATION OF GUINEA PIGS
HURRY UP, WHAT DA MATTER WID YOU IDIOTS ANYWAY?
GET OFF YOUR STUPIS, NEW iTHINGY AND FIX DIS NOW ELSE
WE GONNA GET YOU AND SEND ALL THOSE NUCLEAR
RADIATED SEA CREATURES COMING OUTTA THE OCEAN
NEAR JAPAN TO YOU AND WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
AND HAVE SENT THEM GPS THINGIES SO THEY KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE AND THEY'S GONNA EAT YOUR PRECIOUS
NEW STUPIS iTHINGYS FIRST WHILE YOU WATCH THEN
THEY GONNA GO AFTER EVERY ONE O'YA'S MOOKS WHO
KEEP SAYING "WE WILL FIX IT THIS WEEK" LIKE TELLING A WOMAN
"I HAD A REALLY WONDERFUL TIME. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
I'LL CALL YOU." AND DO THEY? THEY CALL ABOUT AS
CONSISTENTLY AS YOU FIX THE GOOGLE-BLOGGER PROBLEM:
LIKE, AS IN: NEVAH, EVAH!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Gentle Yum-Yum, Kind Monarch of the Black Sheep Nation
Oh, Bloody HORK! Mom read this and asked me
whether I thought it was kind or not, because
she wants this BLOG to be all about kindness.
I said GOOGLE is not a guinea pig or a sentient
or non-sentient being, it is simply STUPIS!
She asked me if I thought that was kind.
(Guess GOOGLE NOT THE ONLY ONE VEXING ME TODAY!)
So, here is a RETRACTION:
(and I don't mean one word of it, but here it is anyway,
mom told me to just "fake it till I make it" - being nice
and all that, probably what she does...)
Thank you for your eGGXellent service.
AND WE WISH you only HORKS AND - uh,
kind stuff, but smelly stuff, kind smelly stuff.
Sincerely Never Will Be YOURS,
Yum-Yum, the Magnificent Opus Magnus - Magnum Opossum of Kindness