NEW HAMSTER-FENCE REVISES "RUNABOUT" RULES!

 

Today was an epic 
MOMENT!


The little
"Hamster
fences" arrived to
keep us from being naughty on mom's bed.







VinnyGuinea demonstrates "run" in the blur of his very own special "Runabout!" See him jump? That's what's called "popcorning"... wonder why? 

 

Being new, and having just recently
become a "man-pig" it is both my
duty and obligation to take this
opportunity to break into Vinny's
cage and do things mom told me
not to do. Like eat Vinny's
food from "Red Castle" take-out.

 

Things like drink out of his
water bottle to put my tongue
all over it so he'll know 
I was here.

 

Things like socialize with YumYum
and get pointers on how to become
a better "Pirate-Pig!"
(in Vinny's cage, hee-hee)


 

Things like, when Vinny sees me
and says "WHOA, WHADDA-
WHADDA-WHADDA?!"
to pretend I am invisible and
can't even see myself!




 

Things like...uh-oh...Vinny comin' 
in for a "meet & greet"
(Pirate-style! DRAT.)



 

Can you see me on the far right
gobbling up as much hay as I can
and leaving my own special
"fragrance" on it before
The Reckoning?!
DRAT, HE COMIN'
FO' ME NOW!


 

MOM! GET OUTTA DA WAY,
Peter-Peanut got places to go,
piggies to see...
Vinny to RUN AWAY FROM!
MOVE, MOM, MOVE!



{PROLOGUE FROM YUM-YUM: 
"He'll make a fine pirate some day...
just not To-Day!"}

PETER HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT...

Mom moved in with us. I had to drink my water
and eat my breakfast first, (urp!) 'scuse that, oh 
my, but mom moved in with us and now we can
run all over the apartment because the little hamster
fences haven't arrived yet to keep us from doing
naughty things around her bed.
We don't mean to be naughty...
Nibble original drawings in the art corner where we love to play chase and hide & seek...
We really want to welcome her...
We have to pee and poo to show her this is OURS ALL OURS...
(urp!) Oh my. I ate too fast this morning.
Hmmmm...."Welcome, Mom."
we promise not to chew on your stuff, pee on your stuff, poo on your stuff, spray our man-smell all OVER YOUR STUFF...
We love living with you and know you'll love it, too!


Mom: "WHO AMONG YOU JUST ---- OMG?!"


Peter: "Gotta go now, see ya's! SQUEEEE, hee-hee,
WE BAD!!! mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAAH!"
  

guinea pig tricks: standing on hind legs, playing tug of war, and vacuuming up food - YouTube

guinea pig tricks: standing on hind legs, playing tug of war, and vacuuming up food - YouTube

^^^^^LAUGH-RIOT ALERT!
          CODE: PIGGY-BALLET!
We know, we know, we are going C.R.A.Z.Y.
this morning because we just put this on our post
below after Truffles breaks the World Record
Guinea Pig jump training for the 2012 OlymPigs!
But this video might be a trifle hard to find,
so HERE IT IS, just in case you need to see
it 200 times, give or take...
love,
all us!

Do Guinea Pigs Jump? Do they ever… | Small Pet Select

Do Guinea Pigs Jump? Do they ever… | Small Pet Select
^^^LOOK AT TRUFFLES!


WANNA LAUGH OUT LOUD?
AFTER THE GUINEA PIG JUMP VIDEO,
PLEASE TREAT YOURSELF BY
HOPPING TO "GUINEA PIG TRICKS" 
video
&
Enjoy the most enchanting (Squee!) 
guinea pig ballet that will ever make 
you ROLL OVER GIGGLING!
Can't find it? No worries,
friends, we posted it above
this post...
(note to piggie-selves: 
go easy on morning lattes, 
YIKES!)


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