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Saturday, November 19, 2011

TAJ MAHAL DECLARES...


"I have nothing to declare except my genius."
      ~ Oscar Wilde
On behalf of Taj Mahal, and his bi-colored lower lip,
featured in this month's issue of Guinea Pig Magazine.
You may refer to Taj informally as "Chocolate SwirlyFudgeBoy"
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Pomegranate Haz-Mat Suits

Ye flavorful, exotic fruit.
Thy colors strange, thy berries cute!
You're sometimes sour, sometimes sweet;
Pomegranates stain our feet!
Now we don our special suits
To keep from staining feetz with fruits.


"The Pomegranate"
~  from "Ruminations on Fruit: Vol. 1"
by Calvin the Small


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FOR OUR FRIEND, CONNIE with E...



We found out that today, November 19th, marks
the One Year passing of Shorts who journeyed to
the Rainbow Bridge where he eagerly awaits his
mom and all his friends.

Connie, we love you and we love Shorts and
this is as close to a cyber-hug we we can get...
And we know all of your friends, MOD and non-MOD
(we don't discriminate here) are sending you both
lots of love and more cyber-hugs, knowing we will
all see Shorts when we get to the Rainbow Bridge
where those who we miss so dearly will be with him to greet US!

TONIGHT, NOVEMBER 19, 2011, IS A SPECIAL MEMORIAL FOR YOU AND SHORTS, ALL
THE WHIMSICAL THINGS HE DID TO MAKE
YOU LAUGH, AND THE MEMORIES YOU
BOTH CREATED TOGETHER.

WE LOVE YOU.
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For Our Friend, Giz...

Raj took this fetching portrait of me, YumYum, holding mom while we unwrapped her birthday presents together last spring. See, we got this great big box from our friend, Giz, who we love so much that we asked Raj to photograph us opening her gift box so she could be here with us, at least in photos!
She sent us such great stuff. See our smiles? Now Giz fighting for her life with the zeal and passion of a 
real-life Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni!
(Different scholars spell her name differently, but for our purposes, Boudicca was one BOLD&FEISTY WARRIOR QUEEN with unparalleled courage!) 
Just like Giz and her "Lil' Gizzler!"
Gonna BEAT those brain cancers named Harvey:
them's is shrinkin' as we SPEAK!!!
Mom's MOD shirt stands, of course for 
"Molly Obsessive Disorder" which she contracted long ago...which is how she met Giz.
And so many of her friends. One barn owl is all it took...one ordinary barn owl named Molly. And Carlos, and Eric, the book Molly the Owl, and UStream T.V. Yeah, mom a MOD!

But we have yet another reason to feature this photograph. Which you will read about in the next post. If you happen to be "into the small print."
Shhhhh....(yeah, we know! She got BIG BOOBIES, ssshhhhh!)

P.S. Mom holds me with two hands like you're supposed to always hold guinea pigs with two hands
but we counted one of her big boobies as "support" briefly, very briefly and with attention, just
for this particular pic for Giz. What that on
mom's pants? HAY! STUFF! HAY-STUFF.
It everywhere, everywhere, all the time,
no escaping it now! HAY, Y'ALL!
Who LOVES YA, BABY?
YumYum! That WHO!


P.S.S. AND GIZ...
KEEP KICKING HARVEY'S BUTT(s)
ALL OF THEM! WE's ALL WEARING OUR
TUMOR-STOMPIN' BOOTS AND IS JUST ACHING TO GET OUR STEEL-TOED 
FEETS ALL SMOOSHING HIM AND HIS
MALIGNANT MINIONS 
TO SMITHEREENS!
HARVEY(s), BE AFRAID,
BE VERY AFRAID.

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Pigs Lie - Guinea Pig Today

Pigs Lie - Guinea Pig Today
^^^Just read this!
Yeah, we knew it! Ya know
how ya have to keep tellin'
your mom or wife or husband
or dog or cat or hedgehog
or porcupine what a good
piggie you really are? And 
it's sooo hard to comprehend
why they don't believe you?


EDITOR: "Could it be that
you lie, little bundles of furry
cuteness? You lie and you
lie BIG, OFTEN, AND 
DRAMATICALLY?
Just askin, is all."


We take umbrage.
Umbrage hath been taken
and we shall say no more.


(Until mom is asleep and
we find her bra, drag it out,
chew it up, then show you
just how BIG the pile is and
log just how many hours it
took to -)


EDITOR: "Who's not taking
their nap?"


ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........!
hee-hee, revenge shall be ours in mere hours...but shhhhhh.

MacNutPie Goes Missing...



Hey, any o'ya seen MacNutPie? He gone missing again...
last seen, he was lookin' over his shoulder like a spy,
mumbling somethin' like: "Hope that heifer doesn't see where
I'm goin' or it's curtains for the Mac!" then he sped away
to an undisclosed location.

Hey, I'm down wid that. No problemo...
except...
WHAT THE *'s a heifer?
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NOT HIDING! WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?



Sometimes a guy needs to catch a break, especially
when he becomes famous (i.e. "the MacNutPie Collection" featured
in Guinea Pig Magazine!)
Actually...it's not that...I enjoy my new-found fame!
It's Coconut. She wants new-found fame and wants mine.
She's been chasing me around,
trying to steal it like she does all the food I get...
like the lettuce,
the carrots,
the kale,
the (peeled) apples,
the (cut in half) sweet grapes,
the colorful bell peppers,
the carrot-tops,
and even a sweet fresh in-season, locally grown blueberry
(cut in half, of course) which is as hard for her to steal
as the grape...
She's gone from shy baby rescue pig to...well...
she's a Big Girl now, bossy and big as a heifer,
and sometimes a guy just needs a moment of solitude.
With a grape.
Cut in half.
We can hardly wait until the sweet satsumas come into season!
I will have to eat mine here...but I'm worth it!
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IT'S A TOSS-UP!


Dear Fairy,
Now that YumYum is back with Millie Bea (or, at least, she is willing to reconsider...) and our love hath been revealed, mom said that good husbands need to be trained by good wives. Wives with Very Long Teeth...and she also said we need to set an example for couples EVERYWHERE due to a rampant, sordid, dreadful cultural misconception men have: that once they've caught their women, the women are theirs to mold back into their mothers who will cook, clean, do their laundry, stay home and have their babies...we have heard mom mumbling something like "barefoot and pregnant? I'LL GIVE 'EM A BARE FOOT WHERE THE SUN NEVER - " OOPSIE, she might read this and we still have half of that pomegranate left...

Long story long...I am learning YOUR special hay-tossing
technique, like you showed us! And it's quite superior to
Both CoconutPie and YumYum's tossing because I don't get
dizzy...the only down side? Once here, well, I start eating
and forget to toss!
Is there a tincture for that?
See, I can change for love.
Mom said just for that THE POMEGRANATE IS MINE FOR THE ASKING!
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