For an old Pirate like me.
(Squirrel makes me laugh!)
We still aren't sure he's a guinea pig,
we think he just came without a tail, and mom
assumed: baby guinea pig...Tra-La-La, but who cares?
We love him and he makes a fine Baby Pirate,
reminds me of a certain little Mohawked trouble-maker
groomed personally by PandaPig himself!
And that would be none other than Yours Truly.