Why? Because certain piggies share a reputation for stealing all the newest, all the best, and simply all the Whatever from their submissive, peace-loving, affection-giving cage-mates!
It was my idea to LITIGATE!
It was my idea to retain legal counsel BEFORE the arrival of OprahPiggie's "Favorite Things" to protect the innocent.
And, should these new, best of the Best items need to go into "protective custody" (as I am hoping they will) WOW!
YUM-YUM GETZ IT ALL, ALL OF IT, DID YOU HEAR THAT,
IT WILL ALL BE mine, ALL mine, NOBODY'S BUT MINE!
Yeah, baby, YUM-YUM RULES...
"MOM, WHAT A GAVEL?
ME WANTz one of them, TOO!"
(OOPSIE, think the tunnel might be...uh...never mind.)
Mom, why did you just put on George Harrison singing: "My, Me, Mine?"
You don't usually play rock music at night...You know we prefer Enya
at dusk...hmmm. Whatever.
Public Pig Defender!