CONSULTING PIRATE CONSULATE GENERAL ON TOPIC: CAKE!

 

YUM-YUM, WHERE OUR BIRTHDAY CAKE, MAN?

CHEW, CHEW, CHEW THEM BARS, THEM BARS!
 

IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?
(AND WHAT UP WITH THAT BAR-CHEWING
ANYWAY, HE GOT OCD OR SUMPIN?)

 

MOM'S CAKE, YUM-YUM,
YOU OF ALL PIRATES SHOULD 
KNOW THAT BY NOW!

 

SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE WE NOT
PLYING THE OPEN SEAS AS PIRATES
IN SEARCH OF CAKE TO PLUNDER?
YOU SURE ARE A CALM PIRATE
THESE DAYS...


 

HEY! THIS IS MY CUTE FACE.
AREN'T I DARLING?
(Hey, viewers, you should
press some magic thing and
enlarge this picture to see my
CUTE FACE! OMG, sometimes
i just keel myself with my own beauty! Do you ever do that?)
YUM-YUM!
CAKE? PLY THE WATERS?
PLUNDER-ASUNDER?
JUST LOOK AT MY FACE!
WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA?!



 

Been through a lotta herds in my time
but gotta say, this one...eh?!
Kinda different...kinda dif-fer-ent!
Still got MY GOOD LOOKS, THOUGH!
eh? oh yeah, baby, I'm still the one!

CAKE?!?

 

WHERE CAKE?


 

LET'S GET CAKE! AND VINNI!
 
NO CAKE?!

 

GOTTA BE CAKE! GONNA FIND IT!

 

GONNA KEEP LOOKIN' IN HERE. CAKE?
WHERE YOU AT? CAKE? CAKE?

 

BHINDI GONNA FIND CAKE!
C'MON CAKE, C'MON!
WHERE YOU AT, CAKE?
SHOW YOUR PRETTY SELF
CUZ I CAN'T STRETCH MUCH MORE!


 

WHY I IN MY CAGE?

 

LEMME OUT!
GOTTA GET CAKE!


 

IS THIS CAKE?

 

NO! IT A HAY-FLOWER.
NOT BAD, THOUGH.

 

NO CAKE IN MY BOX...

 

YO! YUM-YUM, HOW YOU
SO CALM? GOT CAKE?


 

OOH! OOH! IT GOTTA
BE IN HERE! OOH! OOH!
GONNA DIG AND DIG
TILL I GETS IT ALL!
OOH, OOH, YEAH, DIG!

 

 

 

HUH...DIG DEEPER...
STAND ON MY TUNNEL!

 

 

NO CAKE.
YUM-YUM?
NO CAKE.
BHINDI?
NO CAKE.


{It is not Saturday, cake will not be served 
until Saturday and will consist of green, orange,
yellow, and pretty things all to be found and gobbled up!}


NOTE TO FRIENDS:
WE LOST OUR GMAIL WITH THE CAKE CUZ GOOGLE
REMADE ITSELF AND, LIKE MOM, PROMPTLY LOST
ITSELF AND CANNOT LOCATE OUR GMAIL, ISN'T THAT FINE?
PLEASE BE PATIENT. WE LOVE YOU BUT GOOGLE: WHY?
SERIOUSLY, WHY!!!!!!???????