we kinda thought "hmmm, she a girl zoo-keeper or with the Royal Mounty Wimmen?"
USED AGAINST US...er...YOU! Stuff hay in your mouths, smile, and nod approvingly but SAY NOTHING! "
We never mind stuffing hay in our mouths...but...saying nothing?
S.E.A.L. Team Six arrived and stood guard until mom left. Then we were able to talk about "the QUESTION" that no male of any species should EVAH have to answer. They should know: the married S.E.A.L.S would rather land in AbbotoBaddyBadBod than answer that question, they TOLD US THAT!
When she returned, we quoted Clapton's song - in unison - and sang:
"My darling....you look won-der-fulllll...TOoooo-Night." Dee-dee-dee-deee.Dee-dee-dee-dee...
She then gave us treats, scooped up Calvin who tucked himself into his special bed and for the first time she fell asleep with him but when she awoke at 2 a.m. - MORTIFIED! - he had not escaped, and she found him sleeping soundly exactly where he had tucked himself in earlier.
Before leaving the building, a guy had already asked her out.
But that's another story for A-NEVER DAY! He wasn't wearing a lot of clothes...
They rarely do.