OLYMPIg "LET US EAT LETTUCE" FINALS!

 

Right now it looks like Peter-Peanut's got
the lettuce and if he can snatch it, the Gold
Carrot is his!

 

Time is running out for Bhindi...or is this
"patience" part of his OlympiG strategerie?

 

AWE! AWE! Now look, Bhindi's making
'is move and going for the lettuce bottom
only seconds before the bell! Can Peter-Peanut
hold on to the lead now?

 

Peter-Peanut goes in for a last-ditch 
"Snatch & Grab" one of the most
difficult maneuvers IN THIS COMPETITION!

 

WHAT'S UP WITH BHINDI LETTIN'
'IM GET AWAY WITH IT?

 

AWE, UNPRECEDENTED! BHINDI PLAYIN'
THE "CAT & MOUSE" MANEUVER LETTIN'
PETER THINK HE'S GOT IT WHEN REALLY...


 

IS IT BHINDI OR PETER-PEANUT?

 

TOO CLOSE TO CALL, THIS ONE IS 
GOING TO THE JUDGES while the two
long-time competitors, who are also friends
outside of the sport, each retire to the 
"kiss and squeee" areas to wait the judges'
final decisions!

 

AWE WHAT AN UPSET!
BHINDI COMES IN SECOND...
WHAT? YEAH, LIKE IN SPEEDSKATING,
MATES, WHEN APOLO IS THIRD IN THE
500 BUT WAITS TOO LONG TO MAKE
HIS MOVE, BHINDI'S STRATEGY JUST
DID NOT GIVE HIM THE ADVANTAGE
DESPITE HIS HEAVYWEIGHT STATUS
AND PETER-PEANUT COMING FROM
THE "Pee-Wee" Class! What a disappointment
for Bhindi.
"Bhindi, do you agree with the judges' call?
What was going through your mind?"
Bhindi: "I am SO EMBARRASSED about mom sending me out here without a nail-trim!
It was a distraction and now I am lodging a 
complaint for pre-competition manis & pedis!
THEY SHOULD BE MANDATORY,
NOT OPTIONAL!"
Well, there you have it.
It's always "mom's fault!"