"UMmmm, thought it was 'don't ask and i don't tell' is that wrong?"
"Kinda ya, Cal, cuz I can SEE IT now and know I'm gonna be Sleeping with it LATER!"
"OH, thank goodness, had me going there for a minute, mom, love you..."
"I love you, too, Calvin. Can you please fetch the hand vac for me?"
"Oh mom, no, I am snuggled and about to take a nap, using my hay bale as a pillow.
Can you just get it?"
Sigh...
