THIS JUST IN!
SPRING HATH SPRUNG! AND THE FIRST DANDELIONS
HAVE BROUGHT MEERI-BOY'S HAREM OUT FOR A
LITTLE TASTE O' IT! MMMMmmmmmGOODNESS GRACIOUS!
WE HAVE HEARD RUMOURS OF THIS THING
CALLED SPRING WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THE
CITY BENEATH OUR WINDOW, THINGS NOT
BATTENED DOWN...AND THE MOUNTAIN GETS
98" OF SNOW...SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IN
BAVARIA A PICTURE POSTCARD OF THE PRETTIEST
MEERIS MAKES SPRING OFFICIAL: WHERE THERE
ARE DANDELIONS AND MEERIES GATHERED
(AND SUCH BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, OH MY!)
THEN HOPE SPRING ETERNAL.
THANK YOU INGRID AND HELMUT...
SPRING...
SPRING....
SPRING....
WE are in possession of a disparity, a disparity is ours:
Bhindi was still a youngster, albeit larger than VinnyGuinea
when he came to PandasPigSanctuary...and he grew the biggest
pair of you wouldn't believe the ^%$##&*!!! on him!!
and still growing like somebody put radioactive isotopes
in his gene pool to create a giant, mutant ninja MALE *&^%!
Vinny was long, silky, shiny, speedy McNotYet-i.
Thing is he never...grew. He just grew on us!
And became a jumper, & faster, smarter, and what is
the motto of the OlympiGs? It's late. We aren't Summer
OlympiG Lovers anyway. Where's the ice? What's
up with not having ice and snow anyway? We
don't get it? OOOOH>Beach Volleyball, Jolly-HO!
One pig grew. One pig remains the cutest baby you could
ever hold on your lap watching whirling dervishes whirl.
At the end of the day, YumYum still da Alpha Male
and tonight that fresh, crunchy, local Fuji apple in
his cage, it's rightful place:
YUM-YUM, Baby, YOU'RE STILL THE ONE!
DEAR Cowgirl Fairy,
We just enjoyed your blog post
but we can't figure out how to leave
comments on our own blog, much less yours,
of course, but we would like to send you a
cow-boy-cavy to be your very own Clint Eastwood
ON THE CONDITION THAT HE IN NO WAY
WHATSOEVER REPLACE EVEN IN YOUR
DREAMS, IMAGINATION, OR IN ANY FORM
OF CLOUD SHAPES IN THE SKY REPLACE
THE ROMANTIC THOUGHTS YOU SECRETLY
HARBOR FOR MY MANLY BITS...
for they are not getting any smaller.
And I can say, "Feelin' lucky, Punk?"
better than any other cavy you ever met!
We can watch spaghetti westerns together
and just eat the salads...
I will be your hero.
So, dear reader, please see to right in
Blogs we do something to where
Fairy did something on her blog
then please do it, too!
Love,
BhindiBoy
so coy, so shy, so coy...
