INTERVENTION!

"CALVIN, WAKE UP! WE HAVIN' AN INTERVENTION!"

"WAKE UP, LAZY-PIGULAS! WE HAVIN' INTERVENTION!"

"HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!"

"WELL? WHAT WE GONNA DO NOW?!"

PSSssssT! SSssssshhhh! Calling all Hool-I-PigZ for an emergency MOM INTERVENTION!
C'mon, this is serious.
She singing.
She dancin' and playin'her "air drums"
and worse! She singing and dancing and playing her "air drums" to these
songs all at one time. Who we call? Homeland Insecurity or the men in
those starched white coats? Who got the cell phone?
"I ate it by accident. Big ooopsie, huh?"
Group; "CALVIN! YOU DONE IT NOW! SO YOU
GOTTA GET IN YOUR CUDDLE CUP WID THE
SPECIAL BLANKET AND PRETEND TO LET HER
PET YOU TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP, THIS YOUR FAULT!"

"SURE, O.K. BUT THE MUSIC TOO LOUD TO SLEEP - "
"IT GONNA BE FAKE SLEEP, CALVIN, JUST GET HER
TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AND CALM DOWN!
YOU ARE THE INTERVENTION! DO IT GOOD AND
MAKE US PROUD!"

I can say "Row. Row."
That's a start! So start rowing!
(see Geico commercial a few posts down for reference...
or not. Who cares at this point? It's just been one of those days!)

Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Easier Way to Save - GEICO commercial - YouTube

Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Easier Way to Save - GEICO commercial - YouTube

^^^WATCH THIS AND SPEW THE COFFEE RIGHT OUTTA YO'MOUTH,

IT ABOUT GUINEA PIGULAS! FUNNIER THAN THAT GEICO GECKO,
OR THEM NASTY CAVEMEN!

"ROW.

ROW."

LISTEN, HE SAYS "ROW."

THANK YOU, ConniElfPie!!!!

SUCH AN EASY WORD!

Adele - Rolling In The Deep - YouTube

Adele - Rolling In The Deep - YouTube

We know we already posted this, or think we did.

But mom in a FIERY PLACE and playing this and

the next song we posted. This her favorite.

She read Adele got in touch with the guy who

broke her heart because without him she wouldn't

have made such a soulful, gutsy album.

She thanked him for hurting her enough to

bring out her real talent and earn the success this

song done bring her.

That was nice of her. She sings "We could have
had it all..." Sounds like she got it all by herself
with her talent and passion. Good on her!

Sara Bareilles - King Of Anything - YouTube

Sara Bareilles - King Of Anything - YouTube

Mom loves this song. Is that a good thing?

We don't know: But she dances every time

she hears it and sings it and gets her groove on...

Especially, "who died and made you King of Anything?"

She seems to be singing to someone very special.

Probably one of the magnificent boyfriends who

have made her so tender, gentle, and -

OH MY! SHE JUST TURNED THE VOLUME

WAY UP, DEFINITELY DEDICATED TO

THE ONE(S) who done help her become who

she is. Shouldn't she sing: "Thank you for being

you, it only made me stronger?"

INCOMING!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU OLD HIPPIE!

^^^Press here

FOR CLOSE-UP OF MT. RAINIER...AND, OF COURSE, JERRY AND LAURIE BEFORE THEY CLIMB IT!

Tonight mom called Jerry in the middle of his birthday party in Hot'Lanta where he sounded so happy! She asked if this was a good time to talk..."It's my birthday! And we're having real cake and real ice cream!" (after mom said her cake was vegan and gluten-free, a BIG HIT WITH JERRY.  NOT REALLY!)

Our shameless mom then tried to pretend she knew it was his birthday and called to give him a big hug and kiss...she was so flustered (this is true, tragic, but true...and we just can't figure out how to make it STOP!) so she said "Sending you a big hug and I'm really stacked so you oughtta really be able to feel it!" He got off the phone real quick after that.

We are running out of ideas...
and hope!

For G.

Mom made this card about faith and trust but the gallery liked her crazy stuff better, so she tacked this one to the wall. Today, we dedicate it to our dear G.
May God bless you with Goodness and Joy in abundance, now and forever.
You are so loved.