Not one to be upstaged by a herd-mate,
YumYum has been sending Secret Messages to Millie Bea
asking her to please:
1. Forgive him for ever letting her find out he was going for a two-for-one deal on CavyGirls
EDITOR: RE-WRITE, RE-WRITE, RE-WRITE!
1. (Take Two) Forgive him for ever considering anyone but her, ever, for which he has repented and now attends a daily Twelve Step-group for Cavy Infidels.
EDITOR: YUM-YUM, AN INFIDEL YOU MAY BE, BUT THE TWELVE-STEP PROGRAM YOU IN IS FOR INFIDELITY!
2. Humbled by his wrong-doing, Yum-Yum is now ready to send his lovely Millie Bea a garland of pomegranates as a love-display
EDITOR: YUM-YUM, THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF GARLANDS THAT CONVEY CONTRITION AND LOVE, BUT DON'T YOU THINK THE POMEGRANATE ONE IS BEST WORN ON A GORILLA? OF COURSE YOU ONLY KNOW THEM AS TASTY MORSELS BUT, TRUST ME, SHE WOULD FIND A GARLAND OF CHOPPED YELLOW, RED, AND GREEN PEPPERS FAR MORE ROMANTIC...
3. Yum-Yum expresses contrition, regret, lamentation (of Biblical proportion) anguish, heartbreak, guilt, remorse,
self-condemnation, self-reproach, apologetic, penitent, ashamed, rueful, shamefaced, self-effacing, supplicating, conciliatory, and grievous pangs of hunger NO, NOT THAT, ummmm, we're talking about my man-feelings, well, everything up there, MillieBea, look, I'm a swaggering Buccaneer, Pirate, Untamed Wild-Pig on the lookout for an untamed SHREW to call my Very Own and You clearly fit the bill...
Millie Bea, will you be mine?
Say you'll be mine...
(Before Raj steals the show with Fairy!)
YumYum, le terrible
AND PROUD OF -