But you know how Femme-Fattles are, always surprising with their fattle-wiles! CocoNutPie is under the impression that "wedding fascinators" are a foreign delicacy savored at Royal Cavy Weddings
and...i'm sorry...can't rat out me wife, mates...
MacNutPie, you can really be a wuss, no offense, when it comes to popcorning on eggshells with your wife! So, here's the scoop, mum loved the original "Star Trek" series as a child and had a crush on Captain Kirk and CoconutPie feels deprived as a child since she never had a CavyBarbie doll, so...
Ah, you've ALL MUDDLED UP THE STORY! LISTEN, I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE OFFICIAL BLOGSTER HERE, YA, YUM-YUM, THAT'S RIGHT, SO HERE'S HOW IT WENT DOWN WHILE MOM WAS (NOT) AT THE PRINTER.
WHY SHOULD SHE BE? THE BIG HOLIDAY ART EXTRAVAGANZA ISN'T UNTIL TOMORROW!!!!
WHY BE PREPARED?
Where was I? Coconut Pie swiped mom's credit card to order a few hundred of her favorite British Fascinator Barbies as "party favors" to go 'round the Royal Wedding Cake when mom noticed that her credit card was missing and started whining. Little Calvin, darlin' that he is, snitched to mom but - knowing she loved Captain Kirk so much as a wee mom that she would wait until both her own
parents were asleep before sneaking stealthily into the den to secretly watch "Star Trek" because it was on WAY
PAST wee-mom's bedtime -
Taj Mahal here to wrap it all up in a bun for ya, since this co-operative blogging reads less tasty than our own cophrogenic poos > mom got the crew of the Starship Enterprise (circa 1960's) to phaser anyone who went near a fascinator Barbie and offered a reward to whomever amongst us found her credit card! Of course it'twas Calvin...AND! SQUEEEEE!!!!! We have- for a second time-DOUBLE- SQUEE!! !become the fortunate recipients of yet another GENEROUS- SURPRISE Sanctuary Donation, Calvin used his reward to order two new tunnels and a hut ALL HIS VERY OWN! Although, generous lil'Precious that he is, we know Calvin will share his sleep- tunnels with us AND Auntie Jen promised to use her custom Princess Bea Fascinator fabric! Which leads us to wonder? (and lie: We took Jen's fame in vain...)
Pip-pip if any of this made sense to you...please see an aesthetician immediately!
Don't even THINK ABOUT IT!
not one word of this makes sense.
ReplyDeleteit never does.
why am I here?
what is the meaning of life?
is there One Truth, knowing
Which, All Truths are known?
oh, never mind.
It all made perfect sense to me. Do I need help? Is there any hope for me? Am I really here?
ReplyDeleteSEE ABOVE!
ReplyDeleteSEE ABOVE!
ALL OF THE ABOVE!
HEE-HEE,
SPEW ALERT HIGH!
Put down the thesaraus! Step away- run! Whack-a-doodle!
ReplyDeleteMarifan, it's ThWack-a-Doodle, dear. You should know that, you being the "Voice of Reason" around here...tsk, tsk!
ReplyDeleteI must need to step away from the computer, because none of this made a lick of sense to me. Maybe you have to be a "Trekkie" to get it.
ReplyDeleteyes, you kind of do. because only a Trekkie would answer: "Who put the tribbles in the Quadrotiticale?"
ReplyDeleteANSWER: the Klingons! and Tribbles were
inspired by cavies, that episode still ranks as the most beloved of all original "Star Trek" episodes, and although we were such young earthlings at the time, Ms.A, with all due respect, EVERYONE knows who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale! It comes up repeatedly on the MOD Stream, as well, and that's when we can tell the wheak from the chaff! Refer to Star Trek episode: "The Trouble With Tribbles" which made William Shatner a superstar and was the first episode incorporating comedic themes into visionary television where - during the Cold War - actors of various ethnic background were used as principle characters in American television: Gene Roddenberry was a True Visionary.
P.S. and we aren't even Trekkies! Mom can't remember what she had for a snack five minutes ago but will know for the rest of her life that it was the Klingons who put the tribbles into the Quadrotriticale. Life's funny that way.