Mom already downloaded team and public skate
practice schedules. We can't wheek:
"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HORKIN' MIND?"
since that train left the station a long, long
time ago.
Our only hope? That her boots won't fit.
A more realistic and sure-fire DreamKiller:
that she moves the towel from in front of
the full-length mirror and sees herself in
the "skin suit" she designed during the
Olympics in Salt Lake City in TURQUOISE.
(anybody familiar with short-track speedskating?
have you EV-AH seen ANY-ONE racing in
TURQUOISE?)
This might not be as hard as we feared.
We rest our case.
(the peeps who sewed her design must
have been ROTFL their A**'s off!)
We gonna be fine, just MOVE. THAT.
TOWEL!
