"hat-ware" to avoid making 007 to appear
that he has suddenly grown a pair of man-boobs
which our pointy party hats may...in the upper
top pockets of his paratrooper's flight suit...resemble.
We have, therefore,
out of courtesy to Mr. Craig and the Queen,
had Princess Bea's designer add a "fine touch"
to the fascinators we shall affix, so that once Agent
007 doffs his flight suit for his tux, we shall
do the same: step out of our fascinators with
casual aplomb to the hysterical applause of millions of
LIVE fans in the stadium (assuming Daniel has
learned to actually land where he is supposed to, can
you imagine how embarrassed we would be to
find ourselves in, say, Timbuktu dressed like this?)
AND billions around the world will also be watching
to see their country's own athletes march proudly into
Olympic Stadium after our Royal arrival!
Pip-Pip, off to dream...of Timbuktu...do they have SUN?
Bhindi and VinnyGuinea and YumYum
(Members, Pigz Without ManBoobZ, Bellinghamshire)