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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

NO HAT WORRIES NOW!

 
It's been given us to re-do Mavis's sweet 
"hat-ware" to avoid making 007 to appear 
that he has suddenly grown a pair of man-boobs 
which our pointy party hats may...in the upper 
top pockets of his paratrooper's flight suit...resemble.
~|~ 
We have, therefore,
out of courtesy to Mr. Craig and the Queen,
had Princess Bea's designer add a "fine touch"
to the fascinators we shall affix, so that once Agent
007 doffs his flight suit for his tux, we shall
do the same: step out of our fascinators with
casual aplomb to the hysterical applause of millions of 
LIVE fans in the stadium (assuming Daniel has 
learned to actually land where he is supposed to, can
 you imagine how embarrassed we would be to
find ourselves in, say, Timbuktu dressed like this?)
AND billions around the world will also be watching
to see their country's own athletes march proudly into 
Olympic Stadium after our Royal arrival!
Pip-Pip, off to dream...of Timbuktu...do they have SUN?
love,
Bhindi and VinnyGuinea and YumYum
(Members, Pigz Without ManBoobZ, Bellinghamshire)

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Fairy's Sister, Dame Mavis, Once Demonstrated Proper Spyware for the Queen!

 
We remember Dame Mavis with loving affection
as we learn about proper English Royal Attire
Suitable for proper English Royal Pigs which we
shall endeavor to become, howsoever briefly,
during our Secret Mission with Fairy and 007!
the hat, OMGoodness, how are we going
to fit into his jumpsuit pocket without it looking 
like he has a pair of...well, you know, man-boobs?
We will enlist the services of Princess Beatrice's
Fascinator-Maker-Man!

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Long Island Medium: Can You Connect With Animals? : Video : TLC

We loved this & laughed. Hope you do, too.

Long Island Medium: Can You Connect With Animals? : Video : TLC

MOM'S NEW HAIRCUT!

 
O.K. so that's really Rachel Maddow.
But mom has the same hair.
Kinda, pretty much, lots alike.
And she gonna keep it short
 since she likes hats anyway.
(after the sewing shears debacle, how
much more damage could she do now?)
RHETORICAL QUESTION: 
DO NOT ANSWER, DO NOT ANSWER!
We love you, Rachel!
(And your hair.)
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MOM, I HATE TO BE A SNITCH...BUT...

 
Have you seen the way Bhindi "trains" ma?
Somebody told him all he needs is a nice
shark's tail on his weeny-wagger rear end
and the rest is Badda-Bing\Badda-Boom:
Gold Medal! Is that true?
Cuz I so little yet trains so hard, ma, and...
just LOOK at him below!
It shames our Tribe, ma. It shames us.
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BHINDI TRAINING LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN OLYMPIG HERO!

 
"WHAT? You gotta problem wid dis? Fugettabout it!"

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OFFICIAL STAMP OF 2012 LONDON OLYMPIGS

 
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The Name's Bond, James Bond, and I Approve this Blog: Shaken, Not Stirred.

 
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