Panda's First Smile

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

IT PAYS TO ASK NICELY...

And if it doesn't, then WHEEK AND SQUEEE in a shrill, high-pitched soprano that reminds mom of the great Molly Easter Bunny Debacle and: VOILA! let there be cuddles, treats, a nice comb-out, and no small amound of admiration! When youZ a guinea pigula youZ got a reputation to liveZ up to!

{EDITOR: more like "down to..."}

"What? Mom, that you writing when you supposed to be devoting your full, undivided attention on one thing and one thing only according to your Zen mindfulness practices? And that one thing would
be me!"

{EDITOR: "fine! i'll be mindful when i throw up from this migraine!}

"See, enlightenment only a guinea pig away!"

{EDITOR: "thank you, Master Po."}

"Any time, widdle Pukin'GwassHopperMomma."

Enlightenment: only a guinea pig away...

"GONNA HURL, GONNA HURL, CLEAR THE DECKS,
CLEAR THE MESS HALL, A HORK A-COMIN'!"

...only a guinea pig away.

"You're starting to sound like Pete Mertz, the World's Worst
Weatherman alwayZ on UScream when we wanna see somethin'
besides ---- UH OH!"

...only a - (Ewwwww!) MOM! Dat just NASTY! indoor heave sound.
Honestly! i is eating! no manners on that one, none at all...nom-nom-nom!
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My Turn...

Yesterday, Coconut got the cuddle and EVERDAY Calvin getz the cuddle or YumYum but today is my day and I am going to Wheek and Wheek until mom wraps me up in our colorful fleece blanket and LOVES ME! WITH CARROT TOPS! And if she does a good enough job, i will help her headache go 'way.

My Name Is MacNutPie and I demand RESPECT! (in the form of carrot top cuddles and then a runabout later with Coconut and then a "cage-and-cuddle-cup-clean-up" before a load o'fresh timothy hay lands adjacent to my bed at bedtime.) We ask for so little...we are a simple rodent.

As Captain Picard would say to his ensign: "Make it so."

"MOM! MAKE IT SO!"

"Please use your indoor voice, MacTheNut...please!"

"fine...make. it. so."

"WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK! SqUeeeeeeeeeee! here she com'n to get me!"

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

indoor voice...shhhh....

"What about Ellie the affalump, too?"

"I'll get her right now."

Mom did: And It Was Good.
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