Good news...Fresh treats...no, GOOD NEWS!"
Raj is upset with the news about Calvin.
We all are.
But he came back when he heard mom open the fridge...they always do.
Now if we could just hear some good news.
Next month she is taking me and him to a new vet here in town, close to home.
They not "exotics" specialists but they is willing to take us and our blood,
from the sound of it. That next month, then we all gonna follow Raj like in
And mom had better get happy because we haz just about had enough with what she
callz "Menopausal Mood-Swings" which we know is just sadness about us. We
isn't sad, we is happy: Guinea pigs just don't know any other way. Glad we isn't
human, frankly, mom not setting a real good example right now. But she is
cuddling us more. If she don't buck up we gonna get the "Annies" from the
Annie-Pa-Looza they had to all come in and sing "Tomorrow" while she still asleep.
We said we is happy. Nevah said we wasn't BAD!
What Men-oh!PAWZ anyway?