So Sooty went missing, only to be found after having burrowed into a pen of 24 females, creating 43 offspring, which so exhausted the stud that he was only discovered after caviary owners thought to do a headcount in the girl-pen and when it came up 25 instead of 24, where was Sooty? Sleeping!
WE FORGO PIRATES FOR SOOTY AND HIS DARING-DO!
Now, amongst us, the only one with his cajones still intact is Calvin...anybody see that happening?
"....dur...uh...ooh, not so much..."
Anybody else want to chime in?
Calvin: "mom, will you snuggle with me under my fuzzy blanket?"
"Of course, dear."
SOMETHING TELLS US WE HAVE LITTLE TO WORRY ABOUT.
GO SOOTY!
P.S. he only went missing for TWO NIGHTS!
DOUBLE-GO, SOOTY!
