CHOOSE KINDNESS

Dear Friends, loved ones, strangers, and strange loved ones,

Now that we are photo-less we have decided to post quotes and
links designated specifically to promote kindness to animals
and all living beings, sentient and non-sentient.

WHO PUT CAFFEINE IN MY SIPPY-BOTTLE? SINCE WHEN DO GUINEA PIGS
WRITE SENTENCES LIKE THAT? WHEEK!

We found a beautiful website for your perusal promoting kindness
to animals at www.ChooseKindness.org containing an abundance of
resources about purchasing cruelty free products and living
a cruelty-free life. Such a bargain for us guinea pigs, since
we are the first line of experimental animals...please check it
out and CHANGE THY WAYS you consumeristas to living a cruelty-free
life! Else we GONNG GETCHA! AND WE will kiss you with our soft lips
until you feel so guilty you take it all back and begin writing letters
to the companies who experiment on animals inviting them to better
their karma by changing their ways before nuclear waste water flowing
from Japan into the Pacific Ocean morphs PREHISTORIC looking whales
and Octopusses and Thingies who rise out of the ocean with an army
of ZOMBIES who...

(EDITOR TO YUM-YUM: Sweetheart, you are going a wee bit off-topic,
don't ya think? Can you bring it down a few notches, please?)

Yum-Yum: FINE! No Zombies, but those -

(EDITOR: YUM-YUM!)

Yum-Yum: FINE: BE KIND. Because we are and who doesn't want to be us?


WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

Yum-Yum and don't you forget it!

(EDITOR: That's Better, Yum-Yum. Thank you.)

Yum-Yum: Ya, sure, whatever, ya Mook!

GOOGLE & BLOGGER HAVE GONE MISSING...

Dear Friends, Piggies, MODS, owlets, and Accidental Tourists,

For three weeks we have been trying to post new photos accompanied
by my mesmerizing literary captions and commentaries only to
have GOOGLE AND BLOGGER say:
"Hey kid, go home! We're too busy playing with our newest
i-Thingy."

We cannot posts photos...and without them, what is the point,
the meaning of it all? GOOGLE continues to reassure us that
"this week" they will have us all connected again.

But have they, seriously, Have They? We think NOT!

So, we changed the look while we wait. To sand. Personally
we like sky blue. We just wanted to do something: we can be
impulsive now that we have discovered our passion for cantaloupe.

Please let us know what you think of the new format, if you miss
the blue sky we will never be able to find again, and whether or
not you will be shipping us crates of cantaloupes because them
things is lip-smacking GOOD! Or honeydews, fat watermelons, crunchy
apples, kale, sweet satsuma oranges, ripe mangoes, romaine lettuce,
wheatgrass, Snickers bars, and Kit-Kats.

Who Loves Ya, Baby?

Yum-Yum loves every one o'ya's!
(Pomegranate seeds are also be acceptable, thank you.)