GUESS WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS TONIGHT?

Mom worked at the gallery all day today, met lots of artists (seems like she not the only one who waits 'til the 11th Hour to prepare) and heard lots of stories, gonna share 'em, too...later. But she don't look like this tonight! She a wreck! And she still has to walk back cuz she had to leave her car there since it's actually the BELLINGHAM "First Friday Art Walk" and won't be no parking by the end...
so she's toast and it ain't even started and she ain't even there! We are wheeking for the fresh organic blueberries she got as part of her "pay" for working (she didn't WORK! she just got seated at her special little table to label all her own work, put cards in envelopes, all things that coulda/woulda/shoulda been done WHEN?)
Good one, mom! So, she don't look like THIS tonight. We ain't gonna say what she does resemble cuz a'wantin them sweet, plump, ripe, Northwest blueberries...only gonna remind y'all what happens to dem berries after we eat 'em... YEAH: DAT!
NASTY, MOM! TAKE A SHOWER, DO ANYTHING! DO EVERYTHING!
OOOpsie Doodle, betta Go 'fore she seeZ this and eats our berries h'self!

P.S. NEWS FLASH!!!We found out CD3 got a guinea pig: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAD-FLASH: a happy family came into the gallery with three kids who also gots guineas and was telling mom how to give us a bath! SHE ASKED IF WE HAD

A SWIMMING POOL?! WE SUPPOSED TO? CALL THE CAPYBARA

PEOPLE! Then the children did A Very Bad Thing: they also explained to mom

how to give guineas a b.a.t.h:. SERIOUSLY.

WE DON'T THINK SO! We WANTS to be "known" when we goes about
and we do it through scent; some call it nasty, some call it "oooh, gonna
HORK THE BIG ONE!" and some mebbe think mom should wash her
sheets after we pees all over her bed. Well, you entitled to your opinion,
who cares? ANYBODY? NOPE? DIDN'T THINK SO!

But congrats to CD3 and - if we're lucky - when mom comes out of her

coma we hope to run a post on CD and her new BabyGirlGuinea! 


Nighty-night, sorry to miss Molly Movie Night...woulda shared dem
blueberries wid y'all, too! (MUCH LAUGHTER AMONGST THE
HERD.)

"Ah, we so funny, we KEEL ourselves laughin!"