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Monday, November 14, 2011

Our Prayer

Before mom signs off for possible sick leave, we wish to leave you all a gift from our spiritual teacher, Sant Rajinder Singh. When mom goes "horizontal" on us, she either has one of us in Calvin's blanket in bed with her (usually Calvin, talking and eating in his sleep) or she is meditating quietly...
Right now Calvin is in his special bed talking in his sleep and mom is counting the  many  blessings that keep us feeling loved, safe, and warm...including our new friends! Yet, concerned for the less fortunate amongst us - those abandoned, unwanted, orphaned brothers and sisters still waiting to find their Forever Homes with unconditional love armed only with HOPE in our humanity!

Love,
All of Us and that includes Fairy and Millie Bea and even the big whales in the sea...
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SEE? SEE? SEE? WE KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

These photographs debunk a theory PROVING WITHOUT A DOUBT
that while Guinea Pigs matter, darkness does not! We are Messengers
of Light Matters: GLORIOUS, frivolous, lyrical, amusing, nocturnal, whimsical, humorous, green, orange, yellow, and PINK (for FAIRY!)

"Mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" scientists: We knew it!

CAVIES RULE THE UNIVERSE!
 PLEASE READ ON FOR PROOF BEYOND A SCHMADOW
OF A DOUBT!

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BBC News - Dwarf galaxies suggest dark matter theory may be wrong

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Read this and JUMP FOR JOY!^^^^^^^^^^
All the scientists ever had to do was ASK A DWARF!
Just one more reason to love Fairy: the BBC!
Our press so full of naysayers while the
British press full of truth-sayers! PLUS,
THEY BELIEVE IN DWARFS.
PIXIE-DUST.
FAIRIES.
FAIRY-DUST.
AND ELVES...
(oh, that might be Iceland...but it true!)


We are so relieved. All mom mumbles
about while cleaning our cages is the preponderence of "DARK MATTER
she finds. MutterNoMore,Mom! 


SING! DANCE! WEAR A HAT!


"MacNutPie, is mom SINGING really such a good idea?"


"no."


"Then we must find Elf Music while she gone,
for that is pleasant, whereas..."


INTERMISSION4INTERVENTION!
FIND ELF MUSIC BEFORE TONIGHT'S
CAGE CLEANING! SCURRY, NOW!


Dee-dee-dee-dum-dum-do-dee-do...


(We sincerely apologize to those who
have difficulty reading light blue letters,
especially our friend Ms. A: Please forgive
us. We used it to celebrate Light Matters, 
such as tea parties with vegan
crumpets, miniature, gluten free, 
white-bread cucumber sandwiches with the crust removed like mom had at Harrods 
a few light-years ago, with flavorful Chai Tea 
containing a few shots of esspresso, which mom
did not have at Harrods evah!)


Thank you for your forebearance in
all matters frivolous and sublime, for
who knows the difference, really?

WHAT SON? WHERE THE SON? WHOSE SON? WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA?


An InterGalacticEventOfUnequalledProportion occurring today and mom has left the building! Said, "Bye, PiggiePies, see ya's all later! Gotta find my son! They say it possible he making a public appearance today!"

Who? What? Where? Why? When? (That all mom learned in Journalism School, she forgot the rest.) Oh, and you can also ask "WHY?" Then they taught her how to write obituaries. What up wid DAT?! Said dat the first thing you learn. NASTY!

All we know is she been sick, it been stormy, today she up and gone on a search for the Prodigal Son we never knew we had...

And when she come back we get let out to play in GuineaElfVillage while she cleans our cages so she say not gonna be posting here for a few days because then gotta get ready for SNOW?!

WHEEEEEEK! WHEEEEEEEEEK!

Since mom from the Deep South, and they actually gots these things I about to say, we take her seriously when she say: "See Ya later, Alligator!" WHAT? WHO? WHEN? WHERE? WHY?

"Kinda like a GuineaSaur, but fear not, it is only an EsspressionO'Affection, my loves!"

Then she was gone.

Leaving us alone to ponder The Origins of Dark Matter and how "they" know It Exists If Nobody Seen It Ever. 'Specially dwarfs never saw it. And woe to that Russian spacecraft that blew it! Supposed to go to Mars but got homesick...they say it gonna come home and crash back to earth...Sometimes it hurts to think too much. Mebbe that why mom never do it anymore?

Meanwhile, Hooligan and Herd Chieftain YumYum of Unparallelled Don Juanery sneakin' online to see pictures of his new love, Fairy, and all her beds...trying to decide what his FAVE-O-FAVE...AS IF!

WELL, SO, LATER ALLIGATORS AND 'GATRESSES PLEASE NOTIFY US IF YOU SEE MOM'S SON.


THANK YOU!



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