SEE? SEE? SEE? WE KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

These photographs debunk a theory PROVING WITHOUT A DOUBT
that while Guinea Pigs matter, darkness does not! We are Messengers
of Light Matters: GLORIOUS, frivolous, lyrical, amusing, nocturnal, whimsical, humorous, green, orange, yellow, and PINK (for FAIRY!)

"Mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" scientists: We knew it!

CAVIES RULE THE UNIVERSE!
 PLEASE READ ON FOR PROOF BEYOND A SCHMADOW

OF A DOUBT!