HEY, LIL MAC-NUT-PIE, CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? RAJ HIDING SOMETHING FROM US...

 

HEY RAJ, JUST OUTTA CURIOSITY...WHATCHA GOT HIDIN' BACK THERE?

 

Raj is a handsome fella and don't he know it!
But Taj suspects he is hiding a secret in those
beautiful, long tresses, and I - MacNutPie -
shall find out what - or WHO - he got hiding in there.
She will be mine, all mine!

{EDITOR: "NO, SHE WILL NOT!"}

Oh, O.K. then, I'll try to find Coconut and...

{EDITOR: "NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY YOU WILL NOT!"}

Oh, FINE! Whatsa guy gotta do to get some
hay around here?! Goodness gracious, it's not
like I was sniffin' somebody's butt or something gross like that.

{EDITOR: "UH, YES, YOU WERE!"}

FINE!

Awwww, Would Someone Hand Me a Tissue, Please?

 

Tonight the gang and I watched Mel and Sydney's owl box and they
were all kissyFace and beaking and grooming each other and it made
me wonder whether I will ever find my own true love, as they have?
Usually, all I care about is food, running about, chasing Raj out
of my Pigloo, tumping over the food bowl, drinking the water bottle
dry, and whistling a shrill, loud soprano squeal in my unmistakable
voice...but watching those two love-birds tonight made me start to
question my life: am I missing out on something?

{EDITOR: "NO!"}

Aww, O.K. SO, CAN A PIGGIE GET SOME HAY FOR BEDTIME ALREADY?