HEY RAJ, JUST OUTTA CURIOSITY...WHATCHA GOT HIDIN' BACK THERE?

 

Raj is a handsome fella and don't he know it!
But Taj suspects he is hiding a secret in those
beautiful, long tresses, and I - MacNutPie -
shall find out what - or WHO - he got hiding in there.
She will be mine, all mine!

{EDITOR: "NO, SHE WILL NOT!"}

Oh, O.K. then, I'll try to find Coconut and...

{EDITOR: "NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY YOU WILL NOT!"}

Oh, FINE! Whatsa guy gotta do to get some
hay around here?! Goodness gracious, it's not
like I was sniffin' somebody's butt or something gross like that.

{EDITOR: "UH, YES, YOU WERE!"}

FINE!