"I asking nicely, too."
That pretty, metrosexual, multi-colored dude may be
easy on the eyes, but beneath that "CoverPig" veneer
lurks one sneaky food-thief! All da handsome ones is
like dat! They's so full o'they's own pretty but - believe me -
underneath that deceptively colorful fur they's unscrupulous: And he my brother!
Thinks he looks like Fabio, yA, RIGHT.
Gonna Get Him Back, yeah, when he ain't expecting it,
gonna snatch his fat, juicy,organic orange carrot and run wid it like a wild stallion
galloping across the wind-swept prairies where the land meets the Big Sky...
Yup, that a plan!
I make a FABULOUS stallion! Squeeee, gonna be AWESOME!
