Thursday, December 30, 2010
Dear Readers and Near and Dear Ones,
Little MacNut is (deservedly) about to blow, so in the interest of love, peace, and
Interspeciean understanding, please enjoy our sweet, kind friend MemeDee's demonstration
of the way a cavy is SUPPOSED TO BE TREATED OVER THE HOLIDAYS...
(not namin' names, but some cavies' MOM might wanna take a hint.)
We thank you, Meme, for loving this PetSmart guinea pig the way a cavy needs love
and making that little baby boy purr like his house the brightest one on Christmas Eve.
And, now, MacNut, we acknowledge you have a grievance, well deserved, so,
P.S. who loves ya, baby?
YumYum, and all us here loves YA!
at 2:45 PM
MacNut Pie Here! Popie here, too, and 'dis goin' down from SteelerZ-Town:
McNut: i doesn't know how to rap, Popie, we doesn't do dat heah...
Popie: Oh, baby, y'know, feel it, just say whatcha feel deep down...
Popie: Yeah, baby, dat's how Steelers swing, ya dig?
McNut: FINE! dis here MacNut and I'm NOT fine
cuz my STupis MAMA took my NUTZ dis time!
and i'z a little peeved wid her-
and i'z a little blue'ya know,
and Mama gonna Get IT NOW
Da MAC-nut'z gonna BLOW!
Popie: Hey, liddle dude, you goss it g'in ON! YEAH, BABY...now, swing wid IT!
McNut: well mama took my nuts away
and daddy he came heah
and brought dat woman sugar sweets
and make her sQuweee in fear:
she ate dem ALL and den got sick
and now she sad and blue
but I sez, WOMAN, YOU can't complain!
didnt take your nuts from YOU!
you pukey and you moan and groan
and feels full o'self pity!
PoPie: yeah, she duz!
McNut: well you just puke, cuz I is mad
cuz i now short two Nutties!
Popie: you got it, you got it...
McNutPie: thank you, snuggle, ooh,
yeah's i not done wid HER yet:
MCNutPie: so lay dere moanin' wid you headache
and your SiNUS inFESsion!
Cuz I is BAD
AND I IS MAD
you took 'way my p'Zession!
You should be sick!
bad mama, YA -
you who i's talkin' TO!
we guinea pigs all luvs uz nutz
NOW YOU G'WON GET IT TOO!
Popie: Swingin' singing MacNut McPIE IS IN DE HOUSE!
BUT, YO, Little Dude: YO MAMA GOT NUTS? SERIOUSLY?
Popie: S'all good, baby, s'all good, you can swing, keep
on DOin' yo thing!
McNut: Thank You, Popie, my wee bottom's sore.
Popie: Nuttin' to worry bout, liddle dude< POPIE IS IN DA BUILDIN' SON, IN DA BUILDIN! McNut: Popie, can I share your soft bed with you? Owwwie, bottom... Popie: Jes c'mon an'snuggle up heah, yeAH, BABY, DAT'S HOW WE Duz it in SteelerTown! and everybody lived happily ever after except mom is still moaning and groaning like Edwin shoved those exotic sweets from India down her mouth! dat wuz Stupis and Pathetic! NO MORE SUGAR! MOM! GEEZ, we coulda told ya...sigh...now no more Immunity in YUR TANK! mom: moan. mom: groan. mom: who did dis to me? i nevah eat so much sugar, everything HURTS...gonna hork-!ACK! Guinea Pig Nation: GROUP SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
at 2:24 PM