GOOD MORNING, MOM,
WILL YOU LET ME EAT WITH
BHINDI THIS MORNING?
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA??
MOM!?! MOM?!? LEMME OUTTA HERE!
WHATSA MATTA, VINNY, NEVA SEEN "BITS"
BEFORE BREAKFAST, YA LITTLE BABY?
I AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM BEING
COMFORTABLY DEVELOPED IN
MY OWN SKIN. SEE? DO I LOOK
ALARMED? JUST ANOTHER HAPPY
DAY FOR BHINDI! YOU GUYZ, GEEZ,
JUST GROW A PAIR ALREADY!
CAN'T LOOK! CAN'T LOOK!
STICKING MY ENTIRE SNOUT
IN THE HAY TROUGH!
GOT PTSD, GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS
NOW, NEEDZ ME A VACATION, OH
HELP ME, CAN'T EVER LOOK AGAIN,
STAYIN' HERE, EATIN' HERE, SLEEPIN'
HERE, DRINKING HERE...YEAH, I KNOW,
PIRATE PIG, YUM-YUM, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH,
BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT HE
WEARING? AND HE NOT EVEN
FULL GROWN? LIKE I GOTTA
HAVE THAT NEXT TO ME FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE?
note to self: calm down, move into hay trough,
sue for mental damages, trauma, GET
GUINEA PROZAC FULL DOSE!
**whadda-whadda-whadda**WHAT
IF...IT THAT THEY THOSE
happen to Vinny? OH, HA-HA, HA-HA,
NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
oh, I crack myself up, now I'm fine...
hey! DO I HAVE DANDRUFF?
OH BLOODY HORK!
THE SHOCK GIMME DANDRUFF!
MOM!!!!!
^^PLEASE CLICK-PIC^^
& ENLARGE TO SEE SHARK-FIN
TOP LEFT: IF. YOU. DARE!
IT has been so kind of you not to mention
it so we'll come out and tell you:
We already know that our little darling
Bhindi has a 'shark fin' that sticks up
and he has got to be one of the most
endearing piglets we have ever known.
Not only for his elongated length,
or his extraordinary swirlitude,
or the musky, fragrant, furrily-clad
ENDOWMENT he sports as such
a youth (he is, technically, still a
baby...?!) but for all these reasons
put together and although his
endowment allows him to remain
a bit more nervous and hyperactive
than the snip-snipped of his kind,
he is quite a lovely shark to brush
and comb...for once he starts purring
he gets so happy he begins barrel-rolling
over on his side, kicking out his little
feet, making us all giggle, he loves
being petted THAT MUCH,
once he realizes that
"THE BIG HAND" is not
an eagle or the guy from that
horrid "Food Channel"
(PERISH THE THOUGHT!)
Does our little darling have a shark fin?
Yes!
Do we love him more for it?
Yes more!
Have we any intentions to snip-his-kipper-cabooses?
No! They're just so cute,
they have fur with three different colors...
(albeit they ARE CONTINUING TO GROW,
WHICH CONCERNS US, particularly
given that VinnyGuinea...)
Well, say goodnight, piggies, the physical
therapist wore us out today! We had to
actually take out the garbage. He thinks mom
is her own worst enemy, that the apartment will
get her before any illnesses have a chance...
(and he's right!)
So, early to bed, and shark-fin to rise,
we leave you tonight
wearing shark-fin disguise
and the music from "JAWS"
as we tap our shark paws!
Good night,
love,
Vinny the BITER!
(oh bloody, HORK, YumYum, you
told me she was already under the covers!)
^^^PRESS FOR FULL SIZE!
TODAY Ingrid sent us this beautiful collage of her Meeri-Boy's
life in pictures from when he was a young lad, to his marriage,
his children and family, his days as an older fellow...we are
GRATITUDE INFINITE for every day he remains with us
for he is already EIGHT YEARS OLD and counting
yet determined to grow old in Bavaria surrounded by
his harem of seven, he remains our favorite, and
we send love in every breath we take in
and more love with every breath we breathe out
and love in every beat of our heart!
Please address your love to all today,
and - if it's quite all right - would
you include a little package covered
in bright, red hearts addressed to
"Meeri-Boy: Bavaria"
THANK YOU!
LOVE,
ALL OF US
THANK YOU, MARIFUN for my new
hat, because moboody can look at me now
and even think i would ever bite amybody.
Marifun, for correcting mom, she was
"altitude challenged" and thought
it was me. But it's almost spring and
that always brings out the WHIMSY
IN VINNY-GUINEA, SO,
dEeur maryfUm,
thAmks uou 4 mY noo hat,
it izz ssssso pretty
nuw i iz a SPrimG frOg
i LuRvZ yuu,
mAriFarm,
yoUr VimmY,
Vimmy
