& ENLARGE TO SEE SHARK-FIN
TOP LEFT: IF. YOU. DARE!
IT has been so kind of you not to mention
it so we'll come out and tell you:
We already know that our little darling
Bhindi has a 'shark fin' that sticks up
and he has got to be one of the most
endearing piglets we have ever known.
Not only for his elongated length,
or his extraordinary swirlitude,
or the musky, fragrant, furrily-clad
ENDOWMENT he sports as such
a youth (he is, technically, still a
baby...?!) but for all these reasons
put together and although his
endowment allows him to remain
a bit more nervous and hyperactive
than the snip-snipped of his kind,
he is quite a lovely shark to brush
and comb...for once he starts purring
he gets so happy he begins barrel-rolling
over on his side, kicking out his little
feet, making us all giggle, he loves
being petted THAT MUCH,
once he realizes that
"THE BIG HAND" is not
an eagle or the guy from that
horrid "Food Channel"
(PERISH THE THOUGHT!)
Does our little darling have a shark fin?
Do we love him more for it?
Have we any intentions to snip-his-kipper-cabooses?
No! They're just so cute,
they have fur with three different colors...
(albeit they ARE CONTINUING TO GROW,
WHICH CONCERNS US, particularly
given that VinnyGuinea...)
Well, say goodnight, piggies, the physical
therapist wore us out today! We had to
actually take out the garbage. He thinks mom
is her own worst enemy, that the apartment will
get her before any illnesses have a chance...
(and he's right!)
So, early to bed, and shark-fin to rise,
we leave you tonight
wearing shark-fin disguise
and the music from "JAWS"
as we tap our shark paws!
Vinny the BITER!
(oh bloody, HORK, YumYum, you
told me she was already under the covers!)