as we learn about proper English Royal Attire
Suitable for proper English Royal Pigs which we
shall endeavor to become, howsoever briefly,
during our Secret Mission with Fairy and 007!
the hat, OMGoodness, how are we going
to fit into his jumpsuit pocket without it looking
like he has a pair of...well, you know, man-boobs?
We will enlist the services of Princess Beatrice's