Dear Fairy,
Now that YumYum is back with Millie Bea (or, at least, she is willing to reconsider...) and our love hath been revealed, mom said that good husbands need to be trained by good wives. Wives with Very Long Teeth...and she also said we need to set an example for couples EVERYWHERE due to a rampant, sordid, dreadful cultural misconception men have: that once they've caught their women, the women are theirs to mold back into their mothers who will cook, clean, do their laundry, stay home and have their babies...we have heard mom mumbling something like "barefoot and pregnant? I'LL GIVE 'EM A BARE FOOT WHERE THE SUN NEVER - " OOPSIE, she might read this and we still have half of that pomegranate left...
Long story long...I am learning YOUR special hay-tossing
technique, like you showed us! And it's quite superior to
Both CoconutPie and YumYum's tossing because I don't get
dizzy...the only down side? Once here, well, I start eating
and forget to toss!
Is there a tincture for that?
See, I can change for love.
Mom said just for that THE POMEGRANATE IS MINE FOR THE ASKING!
Ha! Yum Yum, you DO need some HAY-TOSSING practice, get your neck muscles working - AND TOSS!
ReplyDeleteAs for husband-training, I wouldn't KNOW about any of that, but it looks like that Millie Bee will soon nip YOU into shape - she'll have her PAWS FULL though;)