Pigs Lie - Guinea Pig Today
^^^Just read this!
Yeah, we knew it! Ya know
how ya have to keep tellin'
your mom or wife or husband
or dog or cat or hedgehog
or porcupine what a good
piggie you really are? And
it's sooo hard to comprehend
why they don't believe you?
EDITOR: "Could it be that
you lie, little bundles of furry
cuteness? You lie and you
lie BIG, OFTEN, AND
DRAMATICALLY?
Just askin, is all."
We take umbrage.
(Until mom is asleep and
we find her bra, drag it out,
chew it up, then show you
just how BIG the pile is and
log just how many hours it
took to -)
EDITOR: "Who's not taking
their nap?"
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........!
hee-hee, revenge shall be ours in mere hours...but shhhhhh.
^^^Just read this!
Yeah, we knew it! Ya know
how ya have to keep tellin'
your mom or wife or husband
or dog or cat or hedgehog
or porcupine what a good
piggie you really are? And
it's sooo hard to comprehend
why they don't believe you?
EDITOR: "Could it be that
you lie, little bundles of furry
cuteness? You lie and you
lie BIG, OFTEN, AND
DRAMATICALLY?
Just askin, is all."
We take umbrage.
Umbrage hath been taken
and we shall say no more.(Until mom is asleep and
we find her bra, drag it out,
chew it up, then show you
just how BIG the pile is and
log just how many hours it
took to -)
EDITOR: "Who's not taking
their nap?"
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........!
hee-hee, revenge shall be ours in mere hours...but shhhhhh.
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