ARE THOSE REAL
WEDDING RINGS
TUCKED IN WITH FAIRY??????
Dear Friends,
We are finally prepared to put all rumours of romantic love between Raj Mahal and Fairy, Princess of the Cottage Near Lincolnshire, to rest!
THE TRUTH SPEAKETH
ITSELF IN SYMPHONIC RHAPSODY
NO DRAMA, FANFARE,
NOR ATTENTION-GRABBING
HEADLINES...
ONLY ONE HUMBLE TRUTH:
Raj Mahal, of the tiny port hamlet of
BellingHamsterShire,
DOTH DECLARE WITH
only honorable intentions and
TWO GOLDEN RINGS OF
LOVE TUCKED COZILY
INTO THE BEDCHAMBER
OF HIS FAIRY,
THAT HE TRULY LOVES HER
AS HIS SOUL-MATE AND,
ALTHOUGH STILL A BIT
DISHEVELED AT (all) TIMES,
& STILL A BIT O'HOOLIPIG,
& STILL A BIT O'PIRATE
(DUDE, AT LEAST BRUSH YOUR CORONET! HONESTLY!)
WE FORGOT.
OH, PIP-POP:
RAJI LOVES FAIRY.
WE ALL LOVE FAIRY!
WHeeeeeeeeeK!!!
We are finally prepared to put all rumours of romantic love between Raj Mahal and Fairy, Princess of the Cottage Near Lincolnshire, to rest!
THE TRUTH SPEAKETH
ITSELF IN SYMPHONIC RHAPSODY
NO DRAMA, FANFARE,
NOR ATTENTION-GRABBING
HEADLINES...
ONLY ONE HUMBLE TRUTH:
Raj Mahal, of the tiny port hamlet of
BellingHamsterShire,
DOTH DECLARE WITH
only honorable intentions and
TWO GOLDEN RINGS OF
LOVE TUCKED COZILY
INTO THE BEDCHAMBER
OF HIS FAIRY,
THAT HE TRULY LOVES HER
AS HIS SOUL-MATE AND,
ALTHOUGH STILL A BIT
DISHEVELED AT (all) TIMES,
& STILL A BIT O'HOOLIPIG,
& STILL A BIT O'PIRATE
(DUDE, AT LEAST BRUSH YOUR CORONET! HONESTLY!)
WE FORGOT.
OH, PIP-POP:
RAJI LOVES FAIRY.
WE ALL LOVE FAIRY!
WHeeeeeeeeeK!!!
Poor Fairy... nothing like being ganged up on.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhh! That is really so sweet - it will be printed out - like a big poster, and fixed up in the Piggy Palace!!
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