As we wait patiently to find out whether or not our precious little Coconut is preggers with MacNutPie's mini-pies,
MacNut denies all charges of infiltrating off-limits areas!
"I SAW HIM DO IT!" said Raj Mahal in a recent interview.
"Me, too, I saw him, too!" added Erica, Coconut's best friend.
"I'M HUNGRY, CAN WE JUST HAVE HAY?" demanded Taj Mahal.
Stay tuned, because we don't know what a preggersPig looks like,
but have been informed they become "pear-shaped" and so far,
well: if it looks like a pear, and it walks like a pear...
sigh...that's just what we need around here: BABIES!
Charges have not been filed until alleged "break in" has been
found true or false.
"But MacNut better keep it in his pants!" warned one onlooker.
Will someone please make him some pants? Thank you.
Oh my, could it really be??? Are going to have little guinea pig babies at your house? What ever will you do? I know you will want to keep all of them too. Dear oh dear....
ReplyDeleteoh dear, oh dear, oh dear: like YEAH! so far, though, she appears only to be growing into a
ReplyDeletefat young sow...have not felt little piggies
inside that shiny tummy...and hope NOT TO!
Like MacNut gonna pay for their college, y'know?!