appreciating ourselves by demanding
that mom give more lap time, treats,
Runabouts, and All Good Things.
I'm feeling better, but now I know
that all it takes to get what I want is
this posture and facial expression:
Mom picks me up and gives me
snuggles because she gets sad.
Wow, why didn't anyone tell
me how good this works?
I get my way all the time now
and I'm LUVIN' IT!
Today, I gave mom the "You pay attention
to everyone but me," look and
CHECK. IT. OUT!
INSTANT Vinny-Guinea Spa Day!
world know! Yeah, baby.
Check out my tail-feathers!
Oooooh, baby-baby, you likey?
Fairy? Bear? Tell your sister
from Scotland she can have "all dis
heah" for free, she just gotta love me!
Waaaaah! Ladies, I'll put a ring on it.
(Beyonce, you can dance all right,
but can you POPCORN? like
a guinea pig??? Can you?!")