Olympic Tweets | 2010 Winter Olympics | NBC Olympics

Olympic Tweets | 2010 Winter Olympics | NBC Olympics

Good morning, all you Olympic readers! We just found out Edwin is planning to return to Vancouver for ONE more historic experience and this is gonna be WILD! It will be the men's short track relay. So here's some tweets and twitters from Apolo as he prepares for his upcoming 500 meter race followed on Friday by the relay: CHAOS ON ICE, humans, CHAOS ON ICE where ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, humans, and IT WILL! THRILLS, SPILLS, CHILLS, and even guinea pigs love this race because even though we don't understand what is happening we know that none of you human spectators do, either, and we aren't even sure if the skaters know.

We hope Edwin makes it and can tell us all about it for all you dedicated readers. The Olympics are drawing to a close soon, and spring is nearly upon us, so our blogging will change from heroic athletes and impossible screw-ups (do not even ASK about what happened to the Dutch speedskater headed for gold in the 10,000 meter...it's too...well, don't ask, please, or about the cross-country skier also headed for gold who accidentally took a wrong turn off the course headed towards the finish line.

Just goes to show humans aren't perfect and we guinea pigs feel compassion for you! But, wow, when you humans screw up on the International Stage, you really do make a big show of it...we're not sure if the Dutch speedskating coach is going to seek asylum on another planet in a galaxy far, far away but he must be considering that right about now; poor little dears, you humans! We love you anyway.